REVIEW: “Keeper” (2025)

Osgood Perkins first grabbed my attention with his 2024 movie “Longlegs”. Prior to it, he had already directed three feature films. But it was “Longlegs” that blew me away – making me genuinely uneasy one minute and laughing unexpectedly the next. It was one of the very best movies from last year. His follow up, “The Monkey” from earlier this year didn’t reach the same heights as its predecessor. It was a tonally chaotic and tension-free misfire.

Now Perkins is back with his third film in two years. His latest is “Keeper”, a movie he has kept mysterious since it was first announced. While it doesn’t earn itself the same lofty status as “Longlegs”, “Keeper” is an impressive improvement from “The Monkey” both in tone and tension. Yet a small handful of frustrations keep the movie fully reaching its nightmarish potential.

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The story begins with Malcolm (Rossif Sutherland) taking his girlfriend Liz (Tatiana Maslany) on a weekend getaway to his family’s cabin in the woods. From the earliest frames we can sense that something is off. They say the right things and put on good faces. But the hesitation in their voices and the uncomfortable body language speaks differently. Over time we see even bigger clues such as Liz’s unconvincing defenses of Malcolm in her phone calls to her friend Maggie (Tess Degenstein). Or Malcolm routinely rebuffing Liz’s efforts at intimacy.

Once they reach the remote rustic cabin, Perkins takes a moment to visually and audibly emphasize the beauty – the wind blowing through the tall pine trees; the calming sound of water rushing in a nearby stream; the creaking of the two-story home’s cedar wood walls. It’s a truly gorgeous natural setting that will soon clash with the horror that Perkins cooks up.

The story has a slight mystery element in that we’re immediately aware something is amiss. The more we observe Liz and Malcolm together, the more obvious it becomes to us. Perkins also throws in some other outside pieces to his puzzle – the appearance of Malcolm’s obnoxious cousin Darrin (Birkett Turton) and his new girlfriend Minka (Eden Weiss); a chocolate cake left by some unseen caretaker; and a strange pendant Liz finds lying in the stream.

Maslany gives an emotionally compelling performance despite having a character who we never really get to know. Liz is a city girl and an artist. And we later discover that she’s in an ill-advised relationship with Malcolm. That’s about all we get. In pure horror fashion, everything goes south for Liz after she begins hearing strange noises and seeing stranger visions that range from bizarre to horrifying. Malcolm’s sometimes cold and oddly cryptic demeanor only adds to her anxiety (and our suspicions).

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“Keeper” is a slow-burning chiller built around growing tension and an uneasy atmosphere. Perkins does a nice job keeping us in the dark before finally pulling back the curtain in the film’s bonkers final 15 minutes. We get some truly twisted makeup and visual effects work as Perkins lets the sinister side of his imagination run wild. Maslany really leans into it all, adding weight to the scenes that would otherwise be missing.

Sadly, the ending is also where the movie falls apart. The film’s themes are glaringly obvious, giving us yet another story centered around warped masculinity, manipulation, and control. While these types of stories are running their course, it’s the absence of basic necessary details that hurts the movie most. The ending is a patchwork of eerie images that look great but have no real explanation. So we’re left admiring the haunting visuals while scratching our heads at what any of it means. It’s enough of an issue to end the movie on a disappointing note.

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Killing Faith” (2025)

Recent Oscar nominee Guy Pearce in a supernatural thriller set in the Old West is the recipe for a dish I’d happily consume. Written and directed by Ned Crowley, “Killing Faith” brings those ingredients together with DeWanda Wise and Bill Pullman adding a little extra seasoning of their own. The result is a wildly original feature that bends several genres into a peculiar yet entertaining experience.

The story is set in 1849 in the aftermath of a widespread sickness which broke out some ten years earlier. Wise gets an extra meaty role playing Sarah, a recently freed slave who is convinced that her blonde-haired caucasian daughter (Emily Katherine Ford) is possessed by the devil. It’s a wild and eerie premise which Crowley slickly mixes with his Old West setting to create something that sounds at odds with itself but that fits together perfectly.

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Sarah’s daughter is forced to wear big pink mittens because living things instantly die whenever they come into contact with her bare hands. The unexplained power/curse has the local one-horse townsfolk spooked to the point they have banned Sarah from bringing the child around. In need of some supernatural help, Sarah resolves to make the long and perilous trip to the Ross Corner, home of a renowned (or notorious) self-proclaimed faith healer named Preacher Ross (Pullman).

Unfortunately for Sarah, no one in town is willing to escort her to Ross Corner, not even for the sizable payday she’s offering. That is until she meets Dr. Bender (Pearce), a widowed physician tormented by loss and ostracized by the community he once served. Bender is a tragic soul who spends more of his time getting high on ether than practicing medicine. He has his own issues with the town and is in need of money. So he agrees to take Sarah and her daughter to Ross Corner.

Bender is a broken man who has lost his faith. Sarah is convinced something evil was taken residence inside her daughter. Bender scoffs at her theory, insisting the child is just a carrier of the plague that had swept across the territory. It leads to some compelling conversations on the trail and around the campfire. Through them Crowley gives us closer looks inside the two characters while also revealing an unexpected connection that comes more into view as the story progresses.

As the three outcasts venture across the unforgiving countryside they encounter an array of dangerous hombres, eccentric individuals, and downright chilling psychopaths. They’re followed by Edward (Jack Alcott), Sarah’s simple yet bighearted ranch hand. They’re tracked by a ruthless bounty hunter named Whitey (Jamie Neumann). They run into a mysterious Native American who goes by Shakespeare (Raoul Max Trujillo). And in the film’s most memorable scene, they come across a chilling family consisting of a creepy matriarch (played with demented sophistication by Joanna Cassidy), a nonverbal young woman, and a guitar-plucking brute with a burlap sack over his head.

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Bender’s faith is tested with each unexplainable turn in their bleak and unsettling journey. As he’s squaring off against his own personal demons, Sarah gets cruel reminders of the reality she lives in. Crowley uses them, along with their internal and external conflicts, to astutely critique American history, marginalization, and man’s penchant for violence. He exposes the sins of humanity through the grim depravity of his story. But it’s also through his unnerving imagery, specifically a series of brutal nightmare sequences and bursts of extreme bloody violence.

For most of its runtime, “Killing Faith” remains a dark yet absorbing genre-bender that does things with the Western that we rarely see. It’s only in the final act that the movie struggles to keep its footing. But even then Crowley makes some interesting choices and takes some unexpected chances. And that’s something that can be said about “Killing Faith” as a whole. Crowley’s audacious vision combined with some firmly committed and capable performances ensure we are never disengaged from this mysterious and macabre Old West odyssey.

VERDICT – 3.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Kraven the Hunter” (2024)

It’s unfortunate, but it seems that “Kraven the Hunter” was dead in the water before it ever hit theaters. It’s all because both audiences and critics have long lost faith in Sony’s Spider-Man Universe. Sony’s superhero endeavor began with some early cynicism (especially from a segment of MCU loyalists). But it was the disappointing quality of the movies that eventually led to the negativity.

But is that fair to “Kraven the Hunter”, the sixth and some believe final film in Sony’s struggling Spider-Man Universe? Probably not. But the movie doesn’t exactly make a strong case for itself. “Kraven” falls in line with other SMU movies in that it takes a genuinely interesting character and completely underwhelms in its effort to bring them to the big screen. ”Kraven” isn’t bafflingly bad like “Madame Web”. But it’s hampered by problems that have plagued most of these films.

What’s frustrating is that there is a good movie somewhere inside of “Kraven”. It has a strong lead in Aaron Taylor-Johnson. It backs him up with two Academy Award winners in Russell Crowe and Ariana DeBose. It’s made by an intriguing director, J. C. Chandor. It certainly has plenty of compelling source material to draw from. And it’s grittier and bloodier than any of the previous movies.

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But none of those things are able to overcome the script from the screenwriting trio of Richard Wenk, Art Marcum, and Matt Holloway. It’s all built around an undeniably silly premise which can be okay if the movie has fun with it. “Kraven” doesn’t seem to recognize its own silliness. Worse are the underdeveloped characters who are given more bad dialogue than believable motives or emotional range. The cast tries hard to work through it. But it’s too much for even this level of talent to overcome.

The film’s flashback opening introduces us to Sergei Kravinoff and his kid brother Dmitri. They’re the sons of Nikolai Kravinoff (Crowe), a ruthless crime lord who is as tough on his boys as he is his enemies. Nikolai clearly favors the older Sergei who he hopes will be a worthy heir in his hyper-masculine eyes. And while Dimitri is starved for his father’s approval, he’s repeatedly shunned for his supposed weakness.

While in Ghana on a big game hunt with their father, Sergei is attacked by a massive lion while protecting a terrified Dmitri. The lion savagely maims Sergei and drags him away where he’s later found near death by a young girl named Calypso. She slips him a mystical healing potion that mixes with a little lion’s blood. Sergei makes a miraculous recovery but never meets the girl who saved him. And after his father berates him for showing weakness, Sergei runs away from home.

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Years later, Sergei (a chiseled Taylor-Johnson), now imbued with unexplainable powers from the potion, secretly hunts and kills certain criminals under the name Kraven. In between kills he has been trying to find Calypso (DeBose) who now is a successful lawyer in London’s largest firm. In the meantime Dmitri (Fred Hechinger) is kidnapped by one of Nikolai’s rivals (Alessandro Nivola). With his father unwilling to pay the $20 million ransom, Sergei reveals his Kraven persona and sets off to rescue his brother.

The movie has several good ideas working simultaneously but not harmoniously. There’s a bonkers superhero movie; a bloody action flick; a piercing family drama; a gritty crime thriller. Those are a lot of threads and they speak to the movie’s attempt at doing something different. They add some decent drama to the Kravinoff’s family dynamic and fuel some brutally fun action sequences. But Chandor can’t weave them together into something cohesive.

An argument can be made that “Kraven the Hunter” is the best movie in Spider-Man Universe. You could also say that’s a pretty low bar. Regardless, it’s not as bad as the critically- charged shredding it has received. At the same time, it’s not what I would call a good movie. Even with a well cast and fully committed Aaron Taylor-Johnson doing everything he can to earn our investment, it’s hard to find much to rave about in what may be the death knell for Sony’s Spidey-Venture.

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Killer Heat” (2024)

With “Killer Heat”, director Philippe Lacôte takes crime novelist Jo Nesbø’s short story, “The Jealousy Man” and spins it into a old-fashioned film noir complete with a hard-boiled private investigator, a mysterious femme fatale, cynical voiceover, moral ambiguity, and of course a possible murder. This decent adaptation from screenwriters Roberto Bentivegna and Matt Charman doesn’t add anything new to the classic noir formula. But it does capture much of what makes these movies so appealing.

“Killer Heat” features Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing Nick Bali (a very film noir appropriate name). He’s our down-on-his-luck private eye with a curly mop of hair packed under a tan Panama hat. Nick is a bit unkept and you can imagine the smell of booze that enters every room before he does. But he has keen instincts, a photographic memory, and is a stickler for details. It’s what makes him a good detective in spite of his flaws.

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Nick arrives on the island of Crete at the request of Penelope Vardakis (Shailene Woodley), a member of a wealthy and powerful family who run the island through violence and corruption. Just recently Penelope’s brother-in-law Leo (Richard Madden) was killed while free solo climbing an area cliff. The local police (who are on the Vardakis family payroll) were quick to rule it an accident. But Penelope isn’t convinced. So she secretly hires Nick to determine what really happened.

It doesn’t take long before we’re introduced to some of the key players in the mystery via Nick’s investigation. First is Elias (also Richard Madden), Penelope’s husband and the late Leo’s twin brother. There’s Audrey (Clare Holman), the Vardakis family matriarch. And there’s a local cop named Georges (Babou Ceesay) who may or may not be trustworthy. Of course there are several other pieces to the puzzle that I won’t spoil, but they’re nicely woven into Bentivegna and Charman’s script.

The mystery itself throws enough curveballs to keep things interesting while the pacing ensures that we never slow down enough to overthink things. Lacôte does a good job mixing in some clarifying flashbacks. They shed some much-needed light on the icky pasts of the Vardakis clan while also revealing Nick’s own rocky history. Put together, all of it gels into a fairly lively crime story but not a particularly inventive one. When the revelations eventually come, none really catch us by surprise.

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“Killer Heat” certainly has the look with Lacôte and DP Andrew Dunn shooting on location around sun-soaked Crete. It also has the cast, with Gordon-Levitt managing to be a serviceable gumshoe and Woodley a suitable femme fatale. The people they play resemble types more than well-rounded characters which strips them of any nuance or intrigue. Nevertheless the performances are solid all around.

What this old-fashioned noir lacks most is old-fashioned tension. We gets hints of it here and there, especially as Nick begins to wear out his welcome. But the heat never gets above room temperature nor does the mystery grip us the way it needs to. And Nesbø’s underlying theme of jealousy gets lost in all the dot-connecting and box-checking. Still, the film holds our interest throughout its fleet-footed 90 minutes, and you could do a lot worse than hanging out in the Greek Isles with JGL. “Killer Heat” is now streaming exclusively on Prime Video.

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

REVIEW: “The Killer’s Game” (2024)

When it comes to wrestlers-turned-actors, there aren’t that many big screen successes to consider. Perhaps the most obvious exception is Dwayne Johnson whose movie career has catapulted him into being the highest paid actor in Hollywood. John Cena has also made the transition although (minus a couple of outliers) he seems hopelessly attached to cornball comedies which can be a good or bad thing depending on your opinions of them.

And then you have Dave Bautista, the hardest to gauge of the three. He has mostly thrived in supporting roles and has benefitted from working with several prominent directors. But his leading performances have been a lot shakier. His latest film, “The Killer’s Game” doesn’t really challenge him and at times even handcuffs him. But Bautista makes for a formidable lead and sells his character well. It’s too bad the secondhand material lets him down, especially in the numbing second half where the film’s overcooked ideas ultimately fizzle out.

Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Bautista plays Joe Flood, a lethal but principled assassin who wants out of the game after finding true love. But if you’ve watched any of the many assassin movies out there, you know killing-for-hire isn’t a vocation you can easily walk away from. Such is the case for Joe. That means he will have to kill a lot of people in numerous showy and ultra-violent ways if he is to ever enjoy a happy retirement.

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The story is written by Rand Ravich and James Coyne who are adapting Jay Bonansinga’s 1997 novel of the same name. To their credit they do attempt to add some layers to what is a fairly conventional story. Unfortunately most of them are incredibly silly and it’s often hard to determine if the silliness is unintentional or by design. That’s because director J.J. Perry puts so much effort into emulating movies like “John Wick” that he loses the balance between action and comedy.

The movie kicks off in Budapest, Hungary where Joe Flood is carrying out a his latest hit. He kills his target but things don’t go smoothly. A shootout ensues which sends the crowd running for the exits. In the chaos, Joe saves a ballet dancer named Maize (Sofia Boutella) from being trampled. Circumstances lead to the two meeting again, having dinner, and eventually falling in love. As their relationship gets more serious, Joe finds himself in a tough spot. Does he leave the only life he’s ever known? Does he come clean and tell Maize what he does for a living?

Unfortunately for Joe he has bigger problems. He’s been suffering from debilitating headaches which leads him to see a doctor who informs him that he has a rapid and incurable form of dementia. Given only three months to live, Joe decides to end his life. He meets with his mentor and handler Zvi (Ben Kingsley) to help settle his affairs including leaving everything he has to Maize. He even makes her the beneficiary of his sizable insurance policy.

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But here’s the catch – Maize won’t collect any money if Joe kills himself. So he does what anyone would do – he puts out a contract on himself. But in an even more absurd turn of events, Joe gets a call from his doctor who informs him that his test results had been mixed up with another patient’s and that he is actually perfectly healthy. He attempts to cancel the contract but is thwarted by an old enemy, Marianna (Pom Klementieff).

The bulk of the second half follows Joe as he fends off an array of fellow assassins from around the globe. Perry tries hard to follow John Wick’s style and brutality but misses the mark on both. He introduces a colorful collection of killers, each with their own over-the-top personality. But all feel like caricatures and never really register. And most are dispatched through an array of violent methods marked by obvious digital blood sprays that are often more distracting than convincing.

“The Killer’s Game” throws in a few more tricks in an attempt to add some flash – the use of split-screens, bold fonts stamped on the screen, etc. But they do little to dress up what is a pretty ordinary action-comedy that loses steam the longer it sticks around. Die-hard fans of Dave Bautista may have some fun with it. But for everyone else, it’s a movie you’ve seen countless times before, but with different faces. ”The Killer’s Game” is in theaters now.

VERDICT – 2 STARS

REVIEW: “Kinds of Kindness” (2024)

I wish a new Yorgos Lanthimos movie brought the same excitement to me that it does for so many others. But no matter how hard I try, I have rarely been able to get onboard with what he’s doing. I often find myself resistant to many of his obsessions and even repelled by his more glaring overindulgences. There’s no doubt he’s immensely talented behind the camera. But he gets in own way when it comes to storytelling, especially now that he doesn’t have a leash.

To its credit, Lanthimos’ latest film “Kinds of Kindness” isn’t as excessively numbing as last year’s “Poor Things”. But it does grow more frustrating over time. And like much of his work, it fits snugly within what some have dubbed cinema’s “Greek Weird Wave”. As usual for a Lanthimos film, “Kinds of Kindness” is visually arresting, and his genius with the camera ensures there is always something interesting to look at. But it also sees the filmmaker once again too invested in his own offbeat preoccupations to focus on making a more bearable movie.

“Kinds of Kindness” is 164 minutes of misanthropy and cynicism framed as a biting satirical triptych from a director who seems to revel in cruelty. The film tells three distinct stories, all featuring the same cast playing different characters. It’s a pitch-black and bone-dry dark comedy that is too amused by its own weirdness to generate any actual humor. But its biggest problem is the utter lack of a human pulse.

The first story is entitled “The Death of R.M.F.” and it follows a man named Robert Fletcher (Jesse Plemons). Neurotic and gauche, Robert allows himself to be controlled by his domineering boss, Raymond (Willem Dafoe). He’s told what to do, what to wear, how much to eat, and even when he and his wife Sarah (Hong Chau) are intimate. But when Robert is ordered to crash his car into a man known only by the initials R.M.F., his absurd world takes an even wackier turn.

Things get even more outrageous with the next story, “R.M.F. is Flying”. Here Plemons plays Daniel, a police officer whose wife Liz (Emma Stone) disappeared while out at sea. He’s stunned when Liz unexpectedly returns without a scratch following a miraculous rescue. Daniel is thrilled to have his wife back but not everything adds up. He begins noticing strange things that makes him suspect she’s not the real Liz. His best friend Neil (Mamoudou Athie) tries telling him he’s overreacting but Daniel isn’t convinced. What follows is twisted, grisly and mostly pointless.

And finally there’s the nonsensical “R.M.F. Eats a Sandwich”. In it, Emily (Stone) and Andrew (Plemons) are members of a bizarre oceanside sex cult led by Omi (Dafoe) and his wife Aka (Chau). They’re out looking for a special woman who can bring the dead back to life. Why? It has something to do with a prophecy, but truthfully details don’t matter. Emily secretly slips away to leave gifts for her daughter who she ran out on. This leads to a scene featuring the only genuine sign of emotion in the entire film. But it’s brief and soon Lanthimos is back torturing his characters and his audience.

All three stories share many of the same problems, the biggest being that no one onscreen resembles a real human being. They’re emotionally hollow husks who lack any real sense of purpose other than to be ground up in the Lanthimos meat grinder. Not even the talented and all-in cast can survive Lanthimos’ near masochistic zeal. There are some good ideas tossed around. But they’re lost as the stories get progressively worse and the mildly interesting movie turns into an alienating slog

VERDICT – 1.5 STARS