
With a straightforward title like “Werewolves” it’s not hard to imagine what kind of movie you’re in for. But to director Steven C. Miller’s credit, “Werewolves” isn’t as single-minded as its title suggests. It’s every bit of a genre mashup, throwing in helpings of horror, science-fiction, black comedy, and over-the-top action. That’s more than enough to grab the attention of genre filmmaking fans like me.
But unfortunately “Werewolves” never quite goes far enough with any of the genres it taps into. The film generates a little tension, but there’s nothing remotely scary about it. It throws out a handful of sci-fi ideas but never sees any of them through. It has a few funny bits, but it never treats its material as silly as it actually is. And despite the occasional gore-splattered moment of violence, the action is waaaay tamer than it could have been. Some of it may be due to budget constraints. But that doesn’t change what feels like a missed opportunity.

Written by Matthew Kennedy, the story is built around a hokey but moderately entertaining premise. The earth is one-year removed from a supermoon that triggered a global calamity. A supermoon isn’t unusual. It’s an annual phenomenon where the moon appears particularly large due to it being in its closest orbit to our planet. But last year’s supermoon was different in that over the course of a single night one billion people violently transformed into werewolves resulting in the death of millions worldwide.
Now with this year’s supermoon on the way, people around the world frantically make preparations for the unknown. Leading the science world’s search for answers is Dr. James Aranda (Lou Diamond Phillips), the CEO of Aranda Corp. His company has invented a substance called Moonscreen (yep, you read that right) which is meant to form a barrier between moonlight and human DNA. If effective, Moonscreen could prevent people from turning into werewolves. But it has to be tested.
Elsewhere an ex-military man named Wesley (an always fun Frank Grillo) is busy wolf-proofing the home of his sister-in-law Lucy (Ilfenesh Hadera) and niece Emma (Kamdynn Gary). He boards windows, places bear traps in the yard, and puts up high fences wrapped in razor wire, all in an effort to fulfill his pledge to protect his late brother’s family. As evening approaches, Lucy and Emma plead with Wesley to stay with them. But he leads the Rapid Response Team for Aranda Corp. and is needed to provide security for the company’s upcoming test.
To no surprise the tests go terribly wrong once the supermoon comes out. Dr. Aranda’s human test subjects turn into werewolves and break from containment, killing everyone in sight. But Wesley manages to escape with Dr. Amy Chen (Katrina Law). Meanwhile back at Lucy’s place, her cartoonishly gung-ho neighbor Cody (James Michael Cummings) succumbs to the supermoon, somehow forms a pact with other werewolves, and sets his sights on Lucy’s home.

Of course the two story angles eventually merge as Wesley and Amy make their way across town while Lucy holds off her rabid furry invaders until they arrive. Miller and Kennedy borrow certain story beats from movies like “The Purge” to add some extra peril. At the same time, goofy one-liners like “It’s go time”, “Bite me”, “Come fetch” add some levity. And watching tough guy Frank Grillo chew the scenery in a story this ridiculous is entertaining in itself.
But “Werewolves” still manages to be a frustrating experience largely because it never pushes any of its crazy ideas far enough. It needs be sillier, scarier, and/or gorier in order to be the kind of movie it seems to want to be. With a little more audacity (and probably a little more money) this could have a been an insanely fun ode to grindhouse cinema. Instead it’s a blend of ideas that never gels into the madcap genre entertainment it clearly wants to be.
VERDICT – 2.5 STARS



















