In last week’s Phenomenal 5 we looked at some of the funniest Christmas movie characters. This week we are heading in a different direction. I’m listing five Christmas movie misers who have become synonymous with the Christmas season. These are fantastic characters who have made names for themselves through a variety of different ways. But one thing is for certain – each could use a good dose of Christmas spirit. Now with so many Christmas movie meanies out there I wouldn’t call this the definitive list. But I have no problem calling these five miserly sticks-in-the-mud phenomenal.
#5 – Burgermeister Meisterburger (“Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)
Yes I know this is a cheat but I don’t care. I love Burgermeister Meisterburger. Not only does he have one of the greatest names but he’s a fantastic Christmas “movie” meanie. Ok technically this isn’t a movie. This stop-motion television program from 1970 has been a perennial favorite particularly with older audiences. One of the many reasons I love it is because of Burgermeister. This cranky old cuss is the head of Sombertown and has the nerve to ban toys and imprison anyone caught with one. The great voice actor Paul Frees plays Burgermeister and he is such a treat. He brings this great character to life and I had to sneak him on my list.
#4 – Granville Sawyer (“Miracle on 34th Street”)
The sniveling and fidgety Granville Sawyer certainly tried to put a damper on Christmas in George Seaton’s wonderful “Miracle on 34th Street”. As Macy’s resident psychiatrist, Sawyer is tasked with giving the store’s new department store Santa (aka Kris Kringle) a psychological evaluation. But Sawyer’s ego kicks in when Kris turns the table on him and he makes it his goal to have Santa Claus committed. Porter Hall is perfectly cast and you’ll certainly want to thump his head. In the end he gets whats coming to him and all ends well in the perennial Christmas classic.
#3 – Hans Gruber (“Die Hard”)
It may not by a traditional Christmas movie per se, but it certainly has a memorable holiday meanie. Evil German mastermind Hans Gruber and his merry band of terrorists crash the Nakatomi Plaza Christmas party and take the building hostage. Talk about a Grinch! The police department, SWAT teams, and the FBI all converge on the skyscraper but Gruber is always one step ahead of them. What he didn’t count on was the “poison pill” (aka John McClane) running loose in the building foiling his plans. Alan Rickman gives a standout performance as Gruber in what was his feature film debut. I just had to toss him on this list. He is too fun to leave off.
#2 – Mr. Potter (“It’s a Wonderful Life”)
An argument could be made that old man Potter from Frank Capra’s classic “It’s a Wonderful Life” is the meanest, most despicable miser in any Christmas film. Henry Potter, a wealthy slumlord, is a constant thorn in George Bailey’s side. He drains money from the small town of Bedford Falls and tries his best to shut down the Bailey Building and Loan which is the one safe haven for the community from Potter’s tyrannical hand. Potter lies, cheats, and steals and we can’t stand the guy. Lionel Barrymore is brilliant in his portrayal and he gives us an unforgettable Christmas movie meanie.
#1 – Ebenezer Scrooge (“Scrooge”)
There have been many cinematic tellings of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”. My personal favorite is the movie/musical from 1970 starring Albert Finney. Now we all know the story of Scrooge. He’s a miserable old miser who makes everyone around him miserable. He hates people and he most certainly hates Christmas. But three Christmas spirits bring along an amazing transformation in Scrooge. Finney is great as both the lovable and detestable Scrooge. And while I’m not a big fan of musicals, the numbers in this film are a real treat. I know Scrooge is an obvious choice, but how could he not top this list?
There they are – five of the meanest Christmas movie characters. What do you think? Please take time to share your thoughts or your choices in the comments section below.
Wonderful list Keith, but quite surprised to see The Grinch left off the list, although maybe he gets off Scott-free based on the technicality of him being misunderstood. lol 🙂
Well he was really just a 30 minute cartoon. And since I had already cheated one I figured I better not again. LOL!
Ah, no Skut Farkus…. Solid list though. I like Hans Gruber’ s inclusion.
Farkus is a great one. Along with his “crummy little toad” Grover Dill!
Great list! Love Alan Rickman, he is always worth checking out!
Thanks. Hans just had to be on the list.
Great list Keith, glad you included Hans Gruber. He’s my favourite villain in anything ever!
Thanks man! How could Hans not make it, right?
Again, all good choices. Excellent list!
Appreciate it man. Again, thanks do reading!
Great list. Mr Potter is definitely my favourite meanie!
He truly is a deplorable old man, isn’t he? Thanks for reading.
To go a bit further, I really wanted to put Mr. Potter at #1 but I felt Scrooge kinda won it by default. He does have legendary status when it comes to Christmas codgers.
Always got time for Hans Gruber! I’d also put the two burglars from Home Alone but that could just be because I love Home Alone a bit too much!
Nothing wrong with that. It really is a fun and festive little movie.
Great list. I have to say my favorite Christmas villain is Bill Murray’s version of Scrooge in Scrooged.
Murray is a good one that I really considered. I ended up backing away because I didn’t want two Scrooges (kinda). 😉
Ah good old Die Hard, that is a great Christmas experience. Good list.
Thanks a lot. Die Hard was my “fun” inclusion! 🙂
Ah Die Hard a great Christmas experience. Good list.
Tis the season! 🙂
Yey for Gruber! That’s one of the best villains in action movies.
Yes ma’am! You’ll get no arguments from me!
Burgermeister Meisterburger, lol, my fave! “A Jo-Jo…” Don’t think I’ve seen the Christmas Carol version with Albert Finney, but I listed some of my faves in my most recent post 🙂
YES! A fellow Burgermeister fan! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Great list!! LOVE Hans, he’s the villain everyone loves to hate, ahah. Alan Rickman OWNED the role and made it iconic, he’s just fantastic. I hated Mr. Potter! Seems that Lionel Barrymore was typecast to play villains, he was a baddie in several movies I saw, i.e. Duel in the Sun but he sure was convincing, ahah.
I really wanted to put Mr. Potter first but I felt Scrooge earned it via his legendary status. Have you seen the Albert Finney version?
Which Albert Finney version are you referring to, Keith?
The #1 on the list. The 1970 “Scrooge”. It’s very, very good!
Oh I see, sorry I thought you’re referring to something else. No I haven’t, neither is the Bill Murray version of Scrooge. I’ll give it a shot though, I like Albert Finney!
It’s been playing on TCM (My favorite television channel).
I don’t have cable, but I barely have time to watch even stuff on network tv, ahah.
Oh ok. It’s funny, it’s actually on right now! LOL
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Ah, Alan Rickman. Awesome choice, Keith! I liked G.C. Scott as Scrooge the best…
I thought Scott was a
Pretty good Scrooge myself. Not my favorite but then again it has been a while since I’ve seen it.
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Great list as usual.
Thanks brutha!
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