The first two Venom movies had all they needed to be great – a terrific character with an equally terrific history, the perfect actor, and the big budget backing of a major studio. And while 2018’s “Venom” and 2021’s “Venom: Let There Be Carnage” were financial successes, neither were particularly good movies. And that leads us to “Venom: The Last Dance”, the third and final Venom film that sadly falls into many of the same traps as its predecessors.

The overqualified Tom Hardy returns as Eddie Brock, an investigative journalist turned fugitive who is the host of a super-powered alien symbiote called Venom. The pair went on the run following the events of the previous film, eventually settling in Mexico. But when Eddie sees himself on the local news, the duo head out, turning “The Last Dance” into a buddy road-trip movie with the frazzled Eddie as the straight man and Venom as the incessant jokester.

As the two travel into the States, they’re pursued by a crack black-ops military unit led by Chiwetel Ejiofor’s General Strickland. But this time around Eddie and Venom find themselves hunted by a far more dangerous threat. The movie starts with a cold open where we’re (barely) introduced to Knull, an evil cosmic deity who created the symbiotes but has sense been imprisoned by his creations. In order to escape he needs something called a “Codex” that just happens to be inside of Venom. So Knull sends his creature army to fetch the Codex so he can break free.

Through several uninteresting turns we learn the only way for the Codex to be destroyed is if either Eddie or Venom dies. Once Strickland gets wind of it, he and his soldiers intensify their search for our protagonists. At the same time, Knull’s ravenous creatures find their way to earth leading to a not-so-epic showdown. Along the way several side characters appear who do little more than eat up screentime. Namely the symbiote-obsessed scientist, Dr. Teddy Payne (Juno Temple) and her assistant Dr. Sadie Christmas (Clark Backo). And a family of alien enthusiasts led by their hippie father, Martin (Rhys Ifans).

Kelly Marcel, the writer of the previous two Venom movies, takes on full screenwriting and directing duties this time around. She hits us with more of Eddie constantly sparring with his attached alien “buddy”. And as before, the goofy banter gets old pretty quick. We also get tons of CGI action, some of which is pretty entertaining, especially once we reach the decommissioned AREA 51. Unfortunately the narrative threads that hold it all together are paper-thin and finding anything to latch onto is a lot harder than it should be.

Tom Hardy has said this is his last run as Eddie/Venom and that’s a good thing. The 47-year-old Englishman is a powerhouse actor who can hopefully move on to more substantial projects. As for “The Last Dance”, it ends the already subpar series on a whimper. It’s plagued by an erratic script, a lack of emotional weight, shallow characters, and a handful of truly awful scenes (none worse than a laughably bad dance number to ABBA’s “Dancing Queen”). It still may muster up enough to satisfy the Venom die-hards (assuming they exist). But most everyone else will just be happy the series has come to an end.

VERDICT – 2 STARS