REVIEW: “Five Nights at Freddy’s” (2023)

Though many do, I have no real investment in the popular video game series ”Five Nights at Freddy’s”. I’m familiar with the game and even gave it a shot. But it didn’t stick with me. That being said, the series (created by independent game developer Scott Cawthon) has quite the following and frankly it’s easy to see why. ”Five Nights at Freddy’s” had a neat premise which has translated into a successful multimedia franchise.

A big screen adaptation has been in the works for some time but ran into numerous delays for (of all things) script issues. And as it turns out the film’s biggest issue is indeed its script. Written by the trio of Cawthon, Seth Cuddeback, and director Emma Tammi, ”Five Nights at Freddy’s” (the movie) is a classic case of getting so carried away with other things that you shortchange what people are coming to see. More specifically, it gets bogged down in bland uninteresting drama rather than delivering the wacky animatronic horror it advertises.

Josh Hutcherson has the unenviable task of playing Mike Schmidt (not the ballplayer), a down on his luck mall cop who can’t catch a break. He can’t lock down a good job and he’s struggling to support his kid sister Abby (Piper Rubio), especially with his vulture of an Aunt (Mary Stuart Masterson) breathing down his neck. Things only get worse after he’s fired from the mall. Suddenly he finds himself in a desperate situation.

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Just when all hope seems lost, Mike’s career counselor (Matthew Lillard) tells him about a job opening. It’s for a nighttime security guard position at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Place. Once huge in the 1980s, Freddy’s has been shut down for years. But the sentimental owner can’t bring himself to have it demolished. The job description sounds pretty simple. “Just keep your eyes on the monitors and keep people out. Piece of cake.”

Despite the bad hours and even worse pay, Mike takes the job. And as you can probably guess, the job isn’t as simple as it sounds. You see, at night the Pizzeria’s old animatronic mascot Freddy the Bear and his robotic friends (a rabbit named Bonnie, a chicken named Chica, and a fox named Foxy) come to life and roam the premises. And they don’t take kindly to trespassers, even those paid to watch over the place.

So as you can see, it’s a pretty silly concept. But it’s just the kind of material that would make for some fun, outrageous, and completely self-aware B-movie schlock. Unfortunately the filmmakers lead the movie down a much different (and frankly ill-advised) path. They try so hard to be something else by spending an unfortunate amount of time on Mike’s family struggles. We even get this weird quasi-supernatural detective angle where Mike keeps revisiting the same childhood dream in hopes of finding clues to help solve his brother’s kidnapping from years earlier.

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One thing the movie gets right is the atmosphere. From the crackle of neon lights to the dust-covered remnants of the once popular family eatery, the movie’s attention to detail makes Freddy’s a genuinely spooky place at night. And fans of the game will find all sorts of cool nods and Easter eggs scattered throughout it. This is by far the film’s biggest strength which is why it’s so frustrating that we spend so much time away from there.

Another gripe had to do with the film’s rating. Without question the movie’s PG-13 rating is going to help it at the box office. But I can’t help but think about how much gonzo gory fun could have been had if Tammi was allowed to really go for it. Instead we get the camera constantly turning away just as someone is about to get their’s. Again, it’s a choice that should make the film more money. But oh what could have been.

Yet if I were to guess, I’d bet franchise fans are going to find a lot to enjoy in “Five Nights at Freddy’s”. The story behind what’s going on in the pizzeria is preposterous and doesn’t always make sense. But the setting is both creepy and nostalgic (for anyone who grew up loving Showbiz Pizza) and the animatronic antagonists are hilariously effective. I’m guessing it will be a little tougher for those with no connection to its video game inspiration. They’ll (understandably) want more than a good setting. And unfortunately “Freddy’s” doesn’t have much more to offer. “Five Nights at Freddy’s” is in theaters now.

VERDICT – 2 STARS

REVIEW: “The Killer” (2023)

It’s hard to say whose return I’m excited about more – director David Fincher’s or actor Michael Fassbender’s. Both are back with the new film “The Killer”, a scintillating action neo-noir for Netflix. It’s Fincher’s first feature since 2020’s “Mank” and only his second in nearly ten years. As for the once notoriously busy Fassbender, following 2019’s “X-Men: Dark Phoenix” he took a break from acting and tried his hand at auto racing – a long held passion of his.

“The Killer” is a perfect vehicle for the return of both Fincher and Fassbender. It’s true that hitman stories are nothing new. They’ve come in droves lately. But rarely has one featured the kind of artistry and verve that Fincher delivers here. And Fassbender’s ice-cold charisma and steely magnetism creates and maintains a gripping presence throughout this lean, stylish, and utterly captivating thriller.

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“The Killer” is based on the French graphic novel series of the same name written by Alexis “Matz” Nolent and illustrated by Luc Jacamon. Fincher doesn’t lose sight of his film’s roots but he does incorporate his own distinct style which you’ll notice from the opening credits onward. While Fincher’s touches are easy to identify, this is hardly a simple rinse and repeat of his past work. The film is a richly crafted fresh spin on a well-traveled genre that’s every bit as meticulous and calculated as its titular lead character.

As for Fassbender, he’s the centerpiece of nearly every scene. The film opens with a prolonged introduction to his character – a proficient assassin on a job in Paris. Through observation and a series of absorbing internal monologues, we’re able to put together a revealing profile of a methodical and efficient killer – a fiercely focused no-named protagonist who visualizes every detail and calculates ever scenario.

In this brilliantly precise opening Fincher and screenwriter Andrew Kevin Walker paint a vivid portrait of the hitman and his psyche. We first meet him as he patiently watches for his target from an abandoned top-floor office suite in Paris. As he waits he routinely monitors his heart rate, does yoga exercises, and listens to music from The Smiths to help him mellow out.

He operates by a very strict set of rules which he constantly repeats inside his head. “Stick to your plan. Anticipate, don’t improvise. Trust no one. Forbid empathy. Never yield an advantage. Fight only the battle you’re paid to fight.” It’s the kind of intense laser focus that makes him good at his job but also chilling. Call it professionalism meets sociopathy.

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After thoroughly convincing us of his protagonist’s expertise, Fincher throws us a curveball when the hitman botches the job and misses his target. He quickly flees into the city, blending in like a chameleon until he can catch a flight undetected. Soon he’s leaving Paris en route to his hideaway in the Dominican Republic. But when he arrives he discovers his girlfriend (Sophie Charlotte) beaten within an inch of her life by assassins sent to clean up all the loose ends from the Paris job.

But what they don’t realize is that they’ve stirred up a hornet’s nest. Suddenly our protagonist is ready to break his own rules in order pay back those who’ve come after him. First he pays a visit to his handler Eddie Hodges (the always enjoyable Charles Parnell) in New Orleans. Afterwards he squares off against a hulking brute (Sala Baker) in Florida. Later he sits down with a more cerebral assassin (Tilda Swinton) in New York.

Fincher splinters his story into chapters, each named after the next city the hitman visits on his hunt for revenge. Each stop plays like its own procedural as he rigorously tracks down and ruthlessly executes his targets. Through it all Fincher’s steady screw-tightening builds some great tension within the film’s effectively deliberate and deceptively layered frame. And it’s driven by Fassbender’s shrewdly calibrated performance. He projects an impenetrable and ever-composed exterior. Yet inside, his betraying inner voice makes us question much of what we see.

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“The Killer” has a cool and alluring style but with a gritty veneer. It’s as if Jean-Pierre Melville’s “Le Samourai” was reimagined by Brian De Palma. The action comes in spurts and often leaves indelible impressions (Fincher shoots one of the best hand-to-hand fight sequences you’ll see). And it’s all accentuated by yet another simmering score from Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross.

But perhaps most appealing is how Fincher embraces and subverts genre expectations. From one angle he has delivered a pretty straightforward hitman movie. But as you look closer you see the markings of a filmmaker with more on his mind. They’re markings that go beyond mere craftsmanship and execution (although those things are critical). And ultimately that is what sets this film apart. “The Killer” will show in select theaters on October 27th before streaming on Netflix November 10th.

VERDICT – 4.5 STARS

REVIEW: “The Bell Keeper” (2023)

The spooky movie season is in full bloody bloom with fans being treated to an assortment of horror films of all shapes, sizes, budgets, and sub-genres. One such chiller is “The Bell Keeper” from executive producer and star Randy Couture. This low budget feature has a few interesting ideas and it does what it can with the resources it has. But it’s a clear victim of its limitations and its almost endearing schlockiness quickly erodes into something tougher to bear.

Directed by Colton Tran and written by Joe Davison, “The Bell Keeper” attempts to add its own twist to some well-known horror conventions. Unfortunately those few flashes of originality get lost in the movie’s numerous mind-melting issues. It’s the kind of film you want to stay onboard with out of sheer appreciation for the passion and effort. But that gets increasingly hard to do and any good will we had is quickly lost.

The film’s problems don’t lie in its production quality. The filmmakers actually do a good job with what clearly was a minuscule budget. Instead it’s nearly everything else that brings the movie down – cringy dialogue, bad performances, obnoxious characters, a haphazard script and shoddy storytelling. And that’s not counting the hilariously bad finish where we’re inundated with hokey exposition, even worse dialogue, laughably bad ‘action’, and an awful final swing at an emotional ending that doesn’t connect at all.

Storywise the movie follows a group of insufferable friends shooting a documentary aimed at debunking popular urban legends across the country. The group consists of the director, Holly (Cathy Marks), her cameraman and boyfriend, Matthew (Mike Manning), the doc’s prima-donna host, Megan (Alexis B. Santiago), and the meat-headed goof, Gabriel (Capri-Antoine Vaillancourt) whose role I still haven’t figured out.

After recruiting Matthew’s pot-growing little brother Liam (Reid Miller) to shuttle them around in his Winnebago, the group heads off to Bell Lake. Once there, they pay a visit to a secluded campsite where many have allegedly vanished by the hand of an axe-wielding killer named Hank (Couture). Legend says if you ring an old church bell near the site it will summon Hank who…you know…gets to hacking.

Of course our dimwitted group rings the bell and Hank does indeed appear. I won’t spoil where things go but there is a neat little twist. Sadly it never goes anywhere interesting. Instead there is a bunch of silliness about a satanic priest, three sacrificed virgins, an evil curse, and a portal to Hell. It’s all just as silly as it sounds and not the slightest bit compelling.

A few other characters pop up including a great cameo from Bonnie Aarons (“The Nun”). We meet a young woman named Brittany (Kathleen Kenny) who is searching for her missing brother. She’s easily the most likable of the bunch and the lone bright spot. On the opposite side is Chaz Bono who gives a grimace-worthy performance playing one of the most unconvincing sheriffs you’ll ever see on screen. “Grimace-worthy” fits the movie as a whole which, despite its efforts, is never as good as its concept. Not even close. “The Bell Keeper” is available now on VOD.

VERDICT – 1.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Eric Larue” (2023)

Esteemed Academy Award nominated actor Michael Shannon makes his directorial debut with the new film “Eric Larue”. This fascinating and even complicated feature had its world premiere at Tribeca in June and just recently screened in Little Rock at Filmland 2023, the annual curated “celebration of cinema” hosted by the Arkansas Cinema Society.

Shannon has chosen some heavy subject matter for his debut. Based on Brett Neveu’s 2002 play of the same name, “Eric LaRue” deals with the sensitive topic of school shootings. It takes a compelling approach, putting its entire focus on the aftermath. More specifically, the movie looks at how a local community deals with such horror. And much of it is examined through the eyes of the young killer’s mother who’s played by the brilliant and too often underappreciated Judy Greer.

But as the movie progresses it’s almost as if the school shooting takes a backseat to the film’s more curious interest – religion, particularly American evangelicalism, or at least the movie’s perception of it. The story (adapted for the screen by Neveu) spends much of its time exploring various facets of modern day religiosity. It’s far from the most balanced representation and it’s clear that the filmmakers have their opinions. What’s surprising is how much time they commit to expressing them.

Just as unexpected is the movie’s tone. You would never anticipate it, but “Eric LaRue” is full of humor. So much that you could almost (and I stress ‘almost’) consider it a black comedy. To its credit, the film delivers some pretty big laughs often with the subtlest of touches. Still the challenge of tone management is something the movie battles throughout.

It should be emphasized that the film is never flippant or insensitive towards school shootings, gun violence, or the various personal traumas that stem from them. In fact the film’s best moments see Shannon dialing back the humor and taking more introspective and incisive looks at the emotional toll taken on those trying to understand and cope. Instead the humor is almost always reserved for the religious – something that grows more and more obvious as the story progresses.

Greer gives the movie its emotional center in playing Janice LaRue. Months earlier Janice’s 17-year-old son Eric (Nation Sage Henrikson) walked into his high school and shot and killed three of his classmates. Understandably devastated, Janice now tries to piece her life back together and move forward. But navigating through her pain proves to be difficult. As does navigating through her local community, where reactions to her range from uncomfortable to downright cruel.

We learn it has been three months since Eric was sent to jail and Janice has yet to pay him a visit. This has concerned her Presbyterian pastor Steve (Paul Sparks) who is pushing her to go see her son. He’s also persistent in trying to convince Janice to meet with the mothers of the murdered students. He’s certain that such a meeting is crucial to the healing process.

Janice’s husband Ron (a nearly unrecognizable Alexander Skarsgård) isn’t much help. He too is grieving but has found some semblance of comfort at the more charismatic Redeemer Church across town. Encouraged by his co-worker and Redeemer parishioner Lisa (Alison Pill), Ron begins attending Bible studies and worship services led by the church’s pastor Bill Verne (Tracy Letts).

And that sets the table for the majority of the story which follows Janice as she’s pulled, prodded, and pressured into doing what other people think is best for her. That alone makes for an evocative premise. But staying emotionally attached can be tough, especially with the movie’s preoccupation with religion and its frequent use of humor to make some of its points.

Overall “Eric LaRue” is a challenging film that I’m convinced can’t be fully grasped in just one viewing. And despite some curious choices, it’s a testament to Shannon’s convictions. Rather than picking something safe for his first venture behind the camera, he has made something important to him. And his vehemence can be sensed all throughout it.

Unfortunately “Eric LaRue” has yet to be picked up for distribution which isn’t entirely surprising. Perhaps studios are hesitant to take on such a heavy subject (although the acclaim of 2021’s “Mass” might suggest otherwise). Or maybe it’s the humor that makes them uneasy. Whatever the reason, the movie deserves an audience. And hopefully it will get its chance to earn one soon.

VERDICT – 3 STARS

New on Home Video: “Godzilla” (1998) Limited Edition Steelbook

Sony Pictures Home Entertainment is releasing a new limited edition steelbook of Roland Emmerich’s 1998 big budget creature feature “Godzilla”. This handsomely packaged combo-pack features the film in 4K Ultra High Definition. It also includes a Blu-ray and digital copy. Based on the character owned and created by Toho Co. Ltd., “Godzilla” 1998 was the 23rd film in the popular monster franchise and the first to be completely Hollywood produced.

This 4K Ultra HD limited edition steelbook of “Godzilla” releases TODAY, October 24th. See below for a full synopsis and release information.

About the Film:

Year: 1998

Runtime: 138 Minutes

Director: Roland Emmerich

Screenwriter: Dean Devlin & Roland Emmerich

Cast: Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo, Hank Azaria, Kevin Dunn, Michael Lerner, Harry Shearer, Arabella Field, Vicki Lewis, Lorry Goldman, Doug Savant, Malcolm Danare, Ralph Manza, Glenn Morshower

Rating: PG-13 for Sci-Fi Monster Action/Violence

Synopsis:

Following French atomic bomb tests in the South Pacific, an unknown creature is spotted passing through the Panama Canal. Scientist Niko Tatopoulos is called in to investigate the matter, and he quickly arrives at the conclusion that a giant, irradiated lizard has been created by the explosions. Godzilla then makes its way north, landing in Manhattan to begin wreaking havoc in the big city.

Special Features:

4K ULTRA HD DISC

  • Feature presented in 4K resolution with Dolby Vision
  • Dolby Atmos + 5.1 audio
  • 4K Ultra HD Feature Picture: 2160p Ultra High Definition, 2.40:1
  • 4K Ultra HD Feature Audio: English Dolby Atmos (Dolby TrueHD 7.1 Compatible) | English 5.1 DTS-HD MA, French (Doublé au Québec), Spanish 5.1 Dolby Digital
  • Special Feature:
    • Theatrical Trailers

BLU-RAY DISC

  • Feature presented in High Definition
  • 5.1 audio
  • Special Features:
    • Visual Effects Commentary
    • Behind the Scenes of Godzilla® with Charles Caiman
    • All Time Best of Godzilla® Fight Scenes
    • “Heroes” Music Video by The Wallflowers

REVIEW: “The Lady Bird Diaries” (2023)

Of the several incredible films screened at the Arkansas Cinema Society’s Filmland 2023, “The Lady Bird Diaries” was the biggest surprise. This fabulous groundbreaking documentary from director Dawn Porter offers an eye-opening look at Lyndon B. Johnson’s presidency from the perspective of his wife, First Lady Claudia “Lady Bird” Johnson.

Comprised entirely of archival audio recordings and video footage, “The Lady Bird Diaries” gives us an fascinating insider’s look at LBJ’s stressful five years in the White House. The bulk of the film is taken from the 123 hours of audio diaries personally recorded by Lady Bird which she began on November 22nd, 1963, that devastating day when President John F. Kennedy was assassinated and Vice President Lyndon Baines Johnson was sworn in as his successor.

Throughout the documentary much is uncovered about the often misunderstood First Lady. Recordings that share feelings, frustrations, and personal testimonies show the loyal and supportive side of Lady Bird Johnson. But we also witness her boldness, ambition, and sometimes brutal honesty which reveals a strong-willed woman who wasn’t afraid to share her point of view.

Perhaps most compelling is hearing Lady Bird’s in-the-moment responses to the major historical events of the time. The killing of JFK, the Poverty Bill, Vietnam, the Civil Rights Act, the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr., tensions with Bobby Kennedy, the nomination of Thurgood Marshall, the clash with Eartha Kitt, just to name a few. To Porter’s credit, she doesn’t try to make statements or offer up critiques. She stays honest to Lady Bird’s viewpoint, regardless of how astute or misguided it may be.

Technically “The Lady Bird Diaries” is an incredible achievement. Simply choosing what to use from 123 hours of audio is a daunting task. But then piecing the excerpts together into something this cohesive is a bigger challenge. Even more impressive is how Porter and her teams match the audio with corresponding archived video and imagery. There’s also a smattering of hand-drawn animations that play during phone calls or other audio recordings. They’re very well done and nonintrusive.

The film will at times use other archived material such as footage of the Vietnam War, clips of LBJ and his cabinet, images from Selma, etc. – all to relay the gravity of these historical moments before looking at them from Lady Bird’s own unique vantage point. It makes for a mostly seamless timeline with the lone exception being a rushed final year with scarcely anything leading up to the election of Richard Nixon.

Overall “The Lady Bird Diaries” offers an unprecedented look into the life of a First Lady who served during some of our nation’s most tempestuous times. The film emphasizes several things we knew about Lady Bird Johnson while opening up another side of her that most will be unfamiliar with. And through it all the film allows Lady Bird to speak for herself. It’s agenda isn’t to promote or critique. It’s to inform and enlighten. And the movie does that very well. “The Lady Bird Diaries” premieres November 13th on Hulu.

VERDICT – 4 STARS