REVIEW: “The Ice Road” (2021)

Most of us have had no problem buying into Liam Neeson as an ex-special forces tough guy with a particular set of bone-cracking and head-shotting skills. So seeing the 69-year-old Irishman as a crusty North Dakota truck driver is easy-peasy. The new Netflix action thriller “The Ice Road” taps into much of what makes Neeson such a fun and engaging action star while also following that overused formula that makes many of his movies feel like more of the same.

“The Ice Road” thrusts Neeson into the real world of ice road trucking where drivers take 65,000 lb. vehicles over stretches of frozen lakes and rivers where ice is often less than 30 inches thick. Considered by some to be suicide missions, the truck drivers make essential cargo runs across these treacherous routes known as ice roads often with fatal outcomes. Written and directed by Jonathan Hensleigh, “The Ice Road” plugs Neeson into a story that’s set in this real and dangerous environment but full of familiar genre tropes.

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Neeson plays a seasoned trucker named Mike McCann who loses his job after standing up for his challenged PTSD suffering brother Gurty (Marcus Thomas). Needing work, he gets wind of a call for ice road drivers in Winnipeg. A serious methane explosion has caused a mine to collapse and the only hope for the miners trapped inside is if a wellhead can be delivered before they run out of oxygen. He’s hired by Jim Goldenrod (Laurence Fishburne) who scrambles to find capable drivers to accompany him on the “rescue mission” to Northern Manitoba.

Mike, Gurty who happens to be an ace mechanic, Jim, and an unruly local named Tantoo (Amber Midthunder) are joined by the mine company’s smarmy insurance rep Varnay (Benjamin Walker) and set out in a three-truck convoy. They’re employing what’s called “technical redundancy” which in this scenario means three trucks carrying the same cargo leave in hopes that at least one makes it to their destination. Told you this was dangerous business.

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The first half deals with the practical dangers of their journey both mechanically and environmentally. I makes for some pretty fascinating stuff. It’s the second half where things come unglued. A cartoonishly cold company scumbag played by Matt McCoy will go to great lengths to hide his indiscretions including sabotaging the convoy and leaving his miners to suffocate. So we end up with a back-end full of half-baked action that’s only entertaining in its absurdity. Meanwhile none of the characters are given much depth. We get a taste of Mike and Gurty but everyone else is just story filler. Even the always dependable Holt McCallany can’t make his mine supervisor character interesting.

“The Ice Road” is very much a middle-of-the-road thriller in Neeson’s catalog. It starts off teasing an interesting disaster flick but devolves into a sub-par action movie that can’t quite stay on the road. At the same time it can’t steer clear of predictability. You’ll see everything coming a mile away and from its earliest scenes you’ll figure out how it all ends. Still, even a middling Neeson film has its entertainment value and this one is no different. But there are so many ways this could have been better. “The Ice Road” is now streaming on Netflix.

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Till Death” (2021)

After being thrust into the public eye in 2007 with Michael Bay’s “Transformers”, Megan Fox quickly found herself known more for her sudden sex-symbol status than the movies she was making. After two abysmal “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” films, the Tennessee-born actress took a few years off, doing a little television but nothing on the big screen. She returned in 2019 and has since appeared in a wild variety of mostly straight-to-VOD movies. She also has several interesting projects on the way.

Fox’s latest “Till Death” is a genre mashup that can best be described as a psychological action survival horror thriller. It’s directed by S.K. Dale from a script penned by Jamie Cairney. They hand Fox a character who requires a two-sided performance, one that’s full of quiet brittle emotion and the other which is much grittier and physically demanding. The movie starts as an ugly marriage drama but ends in a far more violent and blood-splattered place.

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Fox plays Emma, the wife of prominent New York City attorney Mark Webster (Eoin Macken). We first meet her as she’s ending an extramarital affair with one of her husband’s colleagues. We learn that her relationship with Mark has soured in large part due to his controlling and emotionally abusive behavior. There isn’t much nuance to Mark. He’s a slug from the start, frequently pointing out how she doesn’t meet his expectations and constantly reminding her of how she “used to be”. When she shows up at his office in a black dress rather than his favorite red one, he takes her back home to change before going out to dinner.

After a rather uncomfortable meal, Mark surprises Emma with a getaway to a remote lake house to celebrate their 11-year anniversary. He goes all out – candles, rose petals, and a pledge to be a better husband. Following an evening of champagne and romance, Emma wakes up to an alarming discovery. She finds herself in bed handcuffed to Mark’s blood-soaked corpse. I won’t go into the how and why, but from there a good chunk of the movie is Emma dragging her dead husband‘s body around the house trying to break free from him (the metaphor is pretty obvious). This whole part is a little grisly, at times unexpectedly clever, even darkly funny on occasion.

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But then we get another twist when two brothers, one violently linked to Emma’s past, show up at the lake house anxious to get their hands on a bag of diamonds stashed inside. Up to this point the movie had been on shaky yet entertaining ground. But here is where it falls apart, not in an unbearably bad way. But any hint of plausibility pretty much vanishes as the violent grudge-bearing Bobby Ray (Callen Mulvey) and his timid younger brother (Jack Roth) search for Emma in and around the snowy property. It plays out as a series of near-miss encounters, some just too silly and convenient to buy.

It all leads to a predictable action showdown that’s no more easier to believe. Through it all Fox’s performance rarely gets above room temperature. It’s not that she’s bad. In fact the grit she brings to certain scenes is what makes them work. But there are scenes where her character needs more than the small range of emotion she brings. It all equals a flawed movie that still manages to be well-paced, digestible, hit-and-run entertainment. But you can also see hints of a better thriller that we unfortunately didn’t get. “Till Death” opens July 2nd.

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

First Glance: “Halloween Kills”

The much delayed, highly anticipated, and weirdly titled “Halloween Kills” is finally set for its big screen release. This is the twelfth film in the “Halloween” franchise and a sequel to the 2018 reboot of sorts. It falls under the Blumhouse banner and sees the return of director David Gordon Green and of course Jamie Lee Curtis reprising her role as Laurie Strode. The newest trailer definitely sets the film’s tone and it looks to be fully embracing its slasher roots.

Green and his co-writers Danny McBride and Scott Teems pick things up right where the last movie left off. Gruesome killer Michael Myers is trapped in the basement of Laurie’s burning house. “Let it burn” she screams. Unfortunately for her (and everyone else in town), the Haddonfield fire department are quick and efficient responders. In doing their duty they let loose the murderous Michael to once again hack his way through town. Judging by the trailer fans of the franchise should be getting exactly what they’re itching for.

“Halloween Kills” hits theaters this October. Check out the trailer below and let me know if you’ll be seeing it or taking a pass.

Vacation Time!

For the next few days things will be pretty mellow around here as I’m off for a week-long beach vacation with my wife and kiddos. I still have a few things planned to post this week but for the most part it’s rest and relaxation.

I hope everyone has a great week!

My Guest Appearance on Tavern Talk: Reviewing “Fast & Furious 9”

I’ve had the privilege of guest appearing a few times on a terrific local movie show called Tavern Talk by Initial Reaction. A few days ago I was honored to be invited back to the show to discuss the highly anticipated “Fast & Furious 9”. It was a great time.

Please check out our discussion below and I would love to hear what you think.

REVIEW: “Fast & Furious 9” (2021)

It feels like I ask this question with every new “Fast & Furious” movie, but who could have imagined that the modestly budgeted first film about a hotshot undercover cop infiltrating the Los Angeles street racing scene would not only become a huge franchise but also a global box office juggernaut? Yet here we are, twenty years after 2001’s “The Fast and the Furious”, with the ninth installment of the immensely popular series. And if you need further proof of its beloved status, the film has already raked in nearly $300 million in its limited international release. Impressive numbers especially during a pandemic.

I’m still not sure of the official title (“Fast & Furious 9”, “F9”, “Fast 9”, “Furious 9” – the names got weird several movies back), but I’ll call it “F9” for the sake of simplicity. “F9” sees the return of director Justin Lin who also co-wrote the screenplay with Daniel Casey. It also sees the departure of screenwriter Chris Morgan who had previously written every film since 2003’s “2 Fast 2 Furious”. But the central cast all return led by the heart of the film Vin Diesel’s Dominic Toretto. Also returning is Charlize Theron’s cyberterrorist antagonist Cipher and joining the franchise for the first time is John Cena.

“F9” continues a trend that started in “Fast Five” when the series was given a pretty substantial makeover. That’s when it fully embraced the crazy over-the-top globetrotting spectacle. Instead of running from cops and ticking off drug lords they began taking out vengeful rogue mercenaries and megalomaniacal terrorists. Plans for global annihilation were thwarted, not by government agents or super-spies but by gearheads with souped-up cars. And each new movie aimed to one-up the previous ones with wilder, nuttier action. “F9” sticks close to that formula meaning audiences know exactly what they’re going to get.

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“F9” shines in the action department but struggles when it comes to story. I say that completely aware that people don’t go to “Fast & Furious” movies for their deep immersive narratives. Yet most of these films are threaded together with just enough plot to keep things interesting. “F9” tries some new things, especially in its attempt to flesh out the history between Diesel’s Dom and his estranged kid brother Jakob (Cena) who is also the film’s chief antagonist. There is a ton of old family baggage and the movie spends way too much time unpacking it through frequent and lengthy flashbacks that are more invasive than intriguing. These scenes repeatedly zap the movie of its energy.

Every other thinly detailed storyline just seems to be there to set up the next action beat. Jakob is after a digital doomsday device called Aries which puts a damper on Don’s retirement with Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) and his young son. Jakob’s motives are muddled at best, but he’s a big enough threat for Dom and his usual cohorts to gas up and go after him. That leads to a number of outrageous and mostly fun action scenes in places like Montecito, Edinburgh and Tokyo, most involving some form of vehicular combat. Lin flat-out knows how to stage, shoot and edit these elaborate sequences and that’s one place where “F9” doesn’t disappoint. The action is stunning and it’s clear where the bulk of the film’s $200 million-plus budget went.

Still it’s hard to shake the clear issues with the writing. To be fair things like logic, reality, even physics simply don’t apply to these movies. You have to turn off a portion of your brain and let some obvious questions and concerns drift off into the ether. But in “F9” some things are hard to look past including the aforementioned bland and momentum-zapping flashbacks. Also, never has the series had a more generic threat to face. It’s not the fault of Cena who starts off as stiff and emotionless as a T-1000 but loosens up over time. There’s just no story for him work with. He’s a bad guy looking for a thing that could essentially destroy the world. The sibling dynamic is supposed to add an extra layer but doesn’t. Instead I spent my time wondering how Jakob has never come up in a franchise so heavily about family.

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The main returning characters all do what you expect them to do. Dom speaks in his signature super-serious growls and still has his affinity for white muscle shirts. Letty broods like an overprotective mother but can still hold her own against any of the guys. Roman (Tyrese Gibson) and Tej (Chris “Ludacris” Bridges) offer up the film’s comic relief. Mia (Jordana Brewster) brings a sweetness to the film while the spirited Ramsey (Nathalie Emmanuel) may be my overall favorite of the bunch. We also get the return of Han (Sung Kang), a welcomed old face who adds some (not a lot) much-needed depth.

Other characters don’t fare as well. Theron gets a thankless role and spends the bulk of her few scenes in a Magneto-like plastic cell. Kurt Russell’s Mr. Nobody appears in a couple of transmissions and a flashback then vanishes (I’m still not sure what happened to him). It’s always good seeing Michael Rooker and Helen Mirren but here they mainly just make appearances. Instead time is wasted with needless cameos like a cringe-soaked Cardi B scene that’s only there to have Cardi B in the movie.

“F9” is a tricky film to review. In a very real sense it is exactly what true fans of the series want. It makes no apologies for its over-the-top silliness and it never pretends to be anything other than what it is. For that reason fans will watch and probably leave pleased. But those who may be growing the tiniest bit tired of the franchise’s formula may find themselves checking out during the film’s lengthy runtime. I know I was eyeing my watch and hungry for a little something to chew on. But the action remains the real strength and it bales the movie out. Just barely but enough to making sitting through its 145 minutes worthwhile. “F9” opens today in theaters.

VERDICT – 3 STARS