REVIEW: “Him” (2025)

Few films (if any) this year have left me more conflicted than “Him”. Directed by Justin Tipping, “Him” is a sensory feast that serves up helping after helping of big bold ideas. Unfortunately for it (and us), many of them come out the creative oven half-baked rather than fully cooked. Yet the movie’s unflinching vision and ferocious sense of style makes its allegory-soaked deconstruction of football culture hard to turn away from, even if it never reaches the heights of its ambition.

“Him” is a queasy cinematic mix of surrealist horror and football drama that’s more committed to telling its story through striking imagery than narrative cohesion. Making sense of everything we see gets harder and harder as we go, and the movie doesn’t seem to care. It doesn’t leave us with much time to think about anything, and it certainly doesn’t take its own time to explore the ideas it opens up.

And that gets to one of the bigger frustrations with “Him”. I could fill a lengthy paragraph just listing the themes introduced by Tipping and his co-writers Skip Bronkie and Zack Akers. Without question they are vividly and surprisingly potent. But the filmmakers are too content with simply revealing themes rather than examining them. There are so many things expressed about the world of sports that are begging to be explored.

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Yet while “Him” may cast its net too wide, it still cleverly gets several big points across with alarming and often unsettling clarity. It starts with its intentionally heavy-handed and highly effective comparing of professional football to a religious cult. The grooming of young acolytes/athletes, the veneration of our on-field idols, the ritualistic worship of sporting events, the sacrifice of self at the alter of success and stardom. It’s a powerful analogy that is woven into the story from its fiery beginning to its blood-drenched finish.

But “Him” goes even further. It also delves into such issues as parental pressures, athlete commodification, the allure of fame, the mental and physical toll of performing at high levels, the predatory nature of sports agencies, and the cold dehumanizing business side of professional sports. Again, it’s way too much for one movie to handle. But Tipping gets in several good shots while also exposing some powerful truths.

Interestingly, the name plastered across every poster, trailer, and TV spot is Jordan Peele. Peele serving as a producer is meant to be a major selling point. But the person most people will be talking about as they leave the theater will be Marlon Wayans. He delivers a scorching performance playing Isaiah White, the superstar quarterback of the San Antonio Saviors. With eight championship rings to his name, White has been heralded as the G.O.A.T. But with his contract set to expire at the end of the year, he and the team may be looking to pass the torch.

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Enter Cameron Cane (Tyriq Withers), a college football superstar who many believe will be the next Isaiah White. But days before the pro football combine, the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming draft is attacked by an obsessed fan, leaving him with a severe concussion. While the football world questions Cam’s status in light of his injury, Isaiah invites him to his remote sanctuary/compound in the desert for a mini bootcamp. If Cam impresses Isaiah he’ll get a contract with the Saviors and he’ll be christened as Isaiah’s successor.

But what starts as training with his hero turns into a dark, nightmarish descent that pits Cam’s quest for greatness against the grueling cost of achieving it. The brutal workout drills with Isaiah’s ruthless practice squad, the grinding body training regimens, the mysterious injections and blood transfusions – the film sends Cam on a deranged downward spiral that pushes his body and mind to the brink of destruction. Tipping intercuts these scenes with warped imagery accented by Bobby Krlic’s ominous score that’s meant to emphasize the physical and psychological violence Cam endures.

It’s all driven by Isaiah who Wayans portrays as a whirlwind of charm and menace. Withers is an intriguing protagonist despite being frustratingly opaque. They both fully commit to the material which ushers them along at a breakneck pace, right through the film’s blistering, batty, and bloody ending. It’s the kind of finish that can legitimately make or break your opinion of the movie. For me, it was a genre-licious exclamation point to a movie overflowing with rich and provocative themes, some that are amply dissected, others not as much.

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Heads of State” (2025)

Suspending disbelief is both a requirement and a challenge in the action comedy “Heads of State”. Premiering worldwide on Prime Video, “Heads of State” is a big-budget summer popcorn movie in every sense of the term. Rather than taking it to theaters, Amazon MGM Studios elected to make it one of their big summer streaming releases. It’s an utterly preposterous concoction. But there is just enough scenic globetrotting, crazy action, and wild set pieces to keep your attention.

The movie stars Idris Elba and John Cena and it wastes no time challenging its audience. Elba plays U.K. Prime Minister Sam Clarke, a bit grumpy and cynical but believable as England’s head of government. Much harder to buy is Cena playing United States President Will Derringer, a former underwear model, turned action movie star, turned America’s Commander in Chief. Both actors put in the work. But while Elba’s sophistication and charm clicks, Cena is less convincing – endlessly oscillating between inspiring world leader and all-out goofball.

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A petty (and at times almost juvenile) rivalry has formed between the two heads of state. Clarke is a six-year incumbent with sagging approval ratings who doesn’t like Derringer’s image-first celebrity politician status. Derringer still holds a grudge for Clarke endorsing his opponent via a highly publicized fish and chip dinner. It comes to a head during a press conference as the two prepare to depart London for an important NATO meeting.

Seeing the need for some good press, their chiefs of staff (played well by Sarah Niles for the Yanks and Richard Coyle for the Brits) concoct a relatively simple PR scheme. They reluctantly agree to fly together on Air Force One in an effort to show solidarity. But while in Belarusian air space, their plane is attacks by terrorists loyal to Russian arms dealer Viktor Gradov (Paddy Considine). Clarke and Derringer manage to parachute out as the plane crashes. And while the rest of the world believes them to be dead, the two are forced to put aside their differences and work together if they want to get to safety.

“Heads of State” comes from director Ilya Naishuller who is perhaps known for the considerably better “Nobody” starring Bob Odenkirk. In his defense, this is a much different movie with a much different aim. The screenwriting trio of Josh Applebaum, André Nemec, and Harrison Query lean heavily on comedy which both helps and hurts their movie. It unquestionable shows the film doesn’t take itself seriously (as it shouldn’t). At the same time, the constant petty arguing, the slew of overly corny jokes, the goofy needle drops – it starts to wear thin pretty quick.

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Yet the cast works hard to make the movie more entertaining than it has any right to be. It gets a boost from Priyanka Chopra who plays MI6 agent Noel Bissett. She’s a former love interest of Clarke thought to have been killed after a botched operation in Buñol, Spain. Chopra adds some unexpected punch to the action. Equally fun is Jack Quaid who gets a small part playing a goofy yet endearing CIA operator in charge of a Warsaw safehouse.

Even with what seems like stretches of self-awareness, the absurdity of “Heads of State” can be tough to look past. It’s not helped by Cena’s casting, jokes that frequently miss their marks, or the dopey occasions where the movie tries to say something serious. But it’s somewhat saved by Idris’ charisma, Chopra’s grit, and a handful of impressive high-dollar set pieces that energize the movie when it needs it most. Is that enough to justify the potential sequel that is teased at the end? For some, perhaps. For me, probably not.

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Happy Gilmore 2” (2025)

Way back in the 1990s Adam Sandler had a breakout run of movies that transformed him from a Saturday Night Live cast member to a big screen star. Among them was 1996’s “Happy Gilmore”, a silly but endearing comedy about a rough around the edges hockey player who shakes up the prim and proper world of golf. The film didn’t blow up the box office but it was a commercial success. Even more, it gained and has maintained a loyal and vocal cult following.

Since then, Sandler movies have slid into a frustratingly redundant but undeniably lucrative routine. They’re often lazy exercises that recycle the same humor and are stuffed with nonstop cameos from the actor’s many friends. Nevertheless, there apparently remains a demand for these movies as evident by the enormous deals Sandler has made with Netflix. And that leads us to their latest collaboration.

“Happy Gilmore 2” arrives nearly thirty years after the original film released. At its core is a fairly basic feel-good comeback story with occasional scenes that tease a beating heart. But Sandler and director Kyle Newacheck drown their story in nostalgia, flooding the movie with constant callbacks. Far worse, “Happy Gilmore 2” is plagued by some of the worst tendencies from the more recent Sandler movies. In other words, it smothers out the few good gags with waves of unfunny low-bar humor. And it wedges in endless cameos that leads to one embarrassingly bad scene after another.

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For Sandler’s Happy Gilmore, a lot has happened since winning his first championship in 1996, A ridiculous narrated prologue tells us Happy would go on to have a successful professional career, winning five more titles. Meanwhile at home, he and his wife Virginia (Julie Bowen) had five children together. But everything changed in 2014. While playing in a Mother’s Day golf tournament, Happy shanks a drive which ends up striking Virginia in the head, killing her.

Left alone to raise their five kids, a (supposedly) devastated Happy quits golf and drowns himself in booze. He ends up broke which leads to him losing everything including their home. Still he refuses to get back into golf, instead taking a job stocking produce at a local supermarket. But then his lone daughter Vienna (Sunny Sandler) is offered a spot in an exclusive $75,000 a year ballet school in Paris. Determined to help her realize her dream, Happy dusts off his clubs and heads back to the Tour.

The film’s big bland baddie is Frank Manatee (Benny Safdie). He’s the CEO of the Maxi Golf League, a raucous reimagining of the game of golf. Manatee approaches Happy about joining his tour but Happy declines. This inspires an angry Manatee to seek out Happy’s old rival Shooter McGavin (Christopher McDonald) who has spent the last 29 years in a mental institution. Manatee’s plan is to railroad Happy’s comeback and catapult Maxi as the world’s premiere golf league.

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For reasons that are never really explained, golf’s future suddenly hangs in the balance. And it will be decided by a tournament pitting the five top Maxi golfers against the five top Tour golfers. It all leads to a chaotic final act that stands out most for its haphazard directing and editing. For a stretch it frantically bounces all over the place before finally settling down for an attempt at an emotional payoff that it never quite earns.

To no surprise, the movie is littered with bad performances, mostly from nonprofessional actors who are just there to be recognized. Others like Safdie, Bowen, Steve Buscemi, and Margaret Qualley do what they can while being handcuffed to bad material. Meanwhile Sandler is solid enough in a familiar role he can do in his sleep. If there is a standout, it has to be McDonald who has a lot of fun bringing back Shooter McGavin.

“Happy Gilmore 2” throws so much at the screen that die-hard fans are sure to find something they’ll enjoy. But no matter how much nostalgia Sandler and company employ, this mostly uninspired and imagination-free sequel lacks the spirit and charm of its predecessor. It’s a half-hearted effort that attempts to find humor in running jokes about alcoholism, dopey bare butt gags, and celebrity non-actors saying and doing silly things. The results are mostly witless, crude, and borderline humiliating. But at least they had a better time making it than I had watching it. “Happy Gilmore 2” is now streaming on Netflix.

VERDICT – 1.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Havoc” (2025)

With his superhero run as Venom (hopefully) done, it looks like Tom Hardy is leaning back into the tough, hard-nosed roles that made him a star. We got a good reminder of him at his best in last year’s underrated and underappreciated “The Bikeriders”. And he completely lets loose in his latest feature “Havoc”, a gritty underworld action thriller that sees Hardy teaming with writer-director Gareth Evans.

Evans first grabbed attention in 2011 with his Indonesian action thriller “The Raid”. He followed it with “The Raid 2″ in 2014 and the unsettling gothic folk horror feature “Apostle” in 2018. His latest pulls some technical inspiration from each of his previous films, but overall it has a noticeably different flavor. It’s a little bit of John Wick mixed with a little bit of John Woo. But Evans puts his own furiously violent stamp on the action which is what gives “Havoc” its style and energy.

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“Havoc” opens with an electric car chase sequence as the cops pursue a speeding 18-wheeler through the downtown of an unnamed American city. I won’t spoil how the pursuit ends, but it sets in motion the events that will unfold over the film’s mostly propulsive 100 minutes. As Evans’ story unfolds, her serves us a veritable buffet of bullets, blood, and bodies that is only matched by heaping helpings of corruption, betrayal, mistaken identities, and underworld retribution.

Hardy plays Walker Mackey, a hardened homicide cop haunted by the shady dealings from his past. One evening he and his strait-laced new partner Ellie (Jessie Mei Li) are called to investigate a horrific crime scene. Three heavily armed masked men busted in on a drug deal and massacred a room full of Triad members including Tsui (Jeremy Ang Jones), the son of a powerful mob boss and crime family matriarch (Yeo Yann Yann).

While looking for clues, Walker discovers a video showing two young people fleeing the scene, Charlie (Justin Cornwell) and his girlfriend Mia (Quelin Sepulveda). Walker immediately recognizes Charlie as the estranged son of mayoral candidate Lawrence Beaumont (played by Forest Whitaker). But are he and Mia eye-witnesses or suspects? Walker informs Beaumont about his son and we quickly learn the two have a complex relationship. Beaumont implores Walker to find Charlie in return for wiping away any debts between them.

From there the story kicks into overdrive as Walker races to find Charlie and Mia as they look for a way to escape the city. Meanwhile the Triad is hunting the young couple who they believe are responsible for the massacre. And the real killers are after them too, hoping to erase any potential witnesses. Once all of these parties and their motivations are established, the story leans almost exclusively on the action. Don’t expect much character development, any thematic depth, or unexpected plot twists.

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But here’s the thing – the action is more than able to carry the movie through to its finish. Evans doesn’t shortchange his audience, creating extended action sequences and infusing them with equal amounts of chaos and brutality. Admittedly they aren’t for the squeamish as the blood sprays just as much as bullets. But they are brilliantly choreographed and shot in a way that helps “Havoc” easily earn its name.

As for Tom Hardy, he’s the perfect fit for this tough and merciless world, bringing his rugged edge and signature swagger to the kind of character he was chiseled to play. Whitaker is always a welcomed presence as is Timothy Olyphant who gets a juicy role as a crooked police detective. They all add flavor to a wickedly entertaining, high-octane action showcase that keeps us riveted by delivering exactly what it promises. “Havoc” premieres April 25th on Netflix.

VERDICT – 4 STARS

REVIEW: “Hell of a Summer” (2025)

Independent distributors Neon and A24 have a long history of releasing prestigious indies that are hits with critics and awards voters alike. At the same time, neither have been afraid to delve into genre, especially the diverse and blood-soaked world of horror. The latest example is Neon’s “Hell of a Summer”, a horror-comedy homage of sorts from co-directors, co-writers, co-producers, and co-stars Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk.

To the young filmmakers’ credit, Bryk and Wolfhard show off a genuine appreciation for the slasher genre. But outside of a few funny lines and some well-executed gags, they aren’t able to bring along anything fresh or unexpected. And they aren’t able to put their own stamp on what is well-worn material. Even more, they never quite commit to either the horror or the satire. So the movie ends up stuck somewhere in the middle, excelling in neither but not really floundering either.

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“Hell of a Summer” embraces nearly every summer camp slasher trope, putting a playful spin on some of them and leaning a bit too heavily on others. The film’s biggest strength is found in the goofy but endearing Fred Hechinger. He plays Jason Hochberg, a 24 year-old whose low-bar dream is to one day become a camp leader. In fact he’s so determined that he chose his seventh straight summer at Camp Pineway over an internship at a law firm, much to the chagrin of his frustrated mother (Susan Coyne).

Jason arrives at Pineaway Camp to work another summer for the owners, John (Adam Pally) and Kathy (Rosebud Baker). What he doesn’t know is that the couple have been mercilessly murdered by an unseen killer in the film’s prologue. Jason takes it upon himself to take charge until John and Kathy arrive. But that’s easier said than done, especially on Counselor Weekend where his fellow camp counselors would rather party than do any of Jason’s planned activities.

Outside of Jason, the counselors are a collection of slasher movie archetypes whose purpose should come as no surprise. There’s the image-obsessed Bobby (Bryk), the lovestruck Chris (Wolfhard) and the girl he’s crushing on, Shannon (Krista Nazaire), the tough guy, Mike (D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai), the TikTok pretty girl, Demi (Pardis Saremi), the kindly outcast, Claire (Abby Quinn), the theater brat, Ezra (Matthew Finlan), the weird girl who loves the occult, Noelle (Julia Lalonde), the moody kid with a peanut allergy, Ari (Daniel Gravelle), and the raging vegan, Miley (Julia Doyle).

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In fairness, nearly everyone has at least one funny line to deliver which turns out to be one of the movie’s saving graces. But in reality they’re just fodder for the masked killer who pops back up and starts murdering the counselors in often underwhelming ways. The mystery of the killer’s identity immediately becomes a central part of the story. Unfortunately the reveal is a shallow, uninspired letdown which leaves a ton of questions and ends things on a yawn-worthy note.

Outside of several funny lines and a really good Fred Hechinger performance, “Hell of a Summer” has a hard time standing out in a memorable way. It can’t quite muster the same appeal as the blood-soaked genre movies it clearly admires. And it doesn’t have enough of its own flavor to come across as something original. But Bryk and Wolfhard show impressive flashes as young filmmakers, especially when it comes to snappy humor. And while they still have a ways to go in some areas, the pair show an energy and commitment that will only help them going forward.

VERDICT – 2 STARS

REVIEW: “Heart Eyes” (2025)

For those moviegoers worried that we’re running short of psychopathic masked serial killers, fear not. “Heart Eyes” is here, a wild genre hybrid that mixes ingredients from sappy romantic comedies and blood-saturated slasher movies. It’s a gleefully self-aware date night cocktail that derives much of its enjoyment through its giddy embrace of numerous genre tropes. To put it simply, director Josh Ruben knows and delivers on his assignment.

Ruben, along with screenwriters Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon and Michael Kennedy, fashion a movie so in tune with its own silliness that you can’t help but get onboard. You’ll laugh at the goofy gags and abject absurdity as much as you’ll recoil at the jolting violence and gruesome gore. But most surprising is how a movie that is both a romcom parody and a shameless splatterfest can be this shrewdly scripted and devilishly charming.

Olivia Holt is sturdy and committed playing Ally, a twenty-something former med student who now works as a Seattle marketing executive. Things aren’t going well at work following a bad ad pitch and now her tyrannical boss (Michaela Watkins) is threatening to fire her. Meanwhile her love life isn’t much better. Ally recently broke up with her boyfriend, but she can’t quite stalking his social media accounts.

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Elsewhere, news reports tell of a bloodthirsting maniac on the loose in Seattle. The media has dubbed him the “Heart Eyes Killer” and for obvious reasons – he wears a crude leather mask with two hearts for eyeholes. He targets random cities for his annual Valentine’s Day killing sprees, hunting and slaughtering romantic couples for reasons that (of course) will eventually come to light in the final act. First it was Boston, then Philly, and now it’s Seattle.

Ally’s boss demands she redo her ad campaign and pairs her with a hunky hotshot named Jay (Mason Gooding). Following a rather unpleasant working dinner, Ally spots her former beau outside of the restaurant with his new girlfriend. In an impulsive move, she plants a kiss on Jay in hopes of making her ex jealous. But she inadvertently gets the attention of Heart Eyes who’s watching from the bushes.

The killer mistakes Ally and Jay for a couple and makes them the focus of his Valentine’s evening festivities, chasing the two around the city and butchering anyone who happens to get in his way. One of my favorite running gags involve the two repeatedly trying to convince Heart Eyes that they are not together. Yet in classic romcom fashion, that changes over the course of the night as Ally and Jay get a little closer with every near-death encounter.

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As you watch “Heart Eyes”, romcom and slasher tropes are scattered like Easter eggs and spotting them is a big part of the fun. The swell of sappy love songs, the aggressively awkward meet-cute, the jabbering best friend (Gigi Zumbado). On the other side you get the slow walking but always present killer, an array of hapless victims, bumbling police officers (played by Jordana Brewster and Devon Sawa) who are no help at all. This just scratches the surface of what you’ll find.

“Heart Eyes” is a mashup in its truest form. It artfully combines the well established frameworks of romantic comedies and slasher movies into one wildly entertaining confection. To no surprise its story is a little shallow, and the end reveal isn’t all that satisfying. But Holt and Gooding make for a likable and root-worthy duo while Heart Eyes is an especially brutal killer, using a variety of weaponry to deliver some truly creative carnage.

Again, the filmmakers know what kind of movie they’re making. Ruben and company have clearly watched a number of romcoms and they possess an obvious love the slasher genre. Now sprinkle in an assortment of well-timed and genuinely funny jokes and you have “Heart Eyes”, a movie that knows its target audience and is happy to feed them exactly what they’re hungry for. “Heart Eyes” opens in theaters today.

VERDICT – 3.5 STARS