REVIEW: “Damsel” (2024)

Netflix’s new girl-power dark fantasy, “Damsel” sees Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, perhaps best known for directing the 2007 apocalyptic horror thriller “28 Weeks Later”, helming his first feature film since 2011’s “Intruders”. Working from a script by Dan Mazeau (“Fast X”), Fresnadillo has loads of fun both embracing and subverting the fantasy genre. The results are a little underwhelming but entertaining, in large part thanks to the energy and charisma of the film’s star, Millie Bobby Brown.

Brown plays a dutiful young woman named Elodie. She’s a member of a benevolent family who rules a people suffering from starvation in a harsh and barren land. One day Elodie’s father, Lord Bayford (Ray Winstone) and her stepmother, Lady Bayford (Angela Bassett) are surprised when an emissary from the extremely wealthy faraway kingdom of Aurea arrives with an offer they can’t refuse. The king and queen of Aurea want to arrange a marriage between Elodie and their son. If Lord Bayford agrees, it would mean an abundance of riches that could save his land.

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Shocked at first yet willing to sacrifice for her people, Elodie agrees to marry the prince she’s never met. She, her parents, and her younger sister Floria (Brooke Carter) travel to Aurea with its rolling green hills, lush vineyards, immaculate gardens, and of course the lavish royal castle. Oh, there is that one towering jagged mountain looming ominously in the distance. Otherwise everything looks plucked right out of a storybook.

And that gets to one of the film’s biggest strengths – “Damsel” looks great. The effects team creates some stunning digital environments to go with the beautiful on-location shots in Portugal. And did I mention the dragon? Yep, there’s a marvelously rendered and quite terrifying fire-breathing dragon voiced by the brilliant and distinguishable Shohreh Aghdashloo. More on it in a bit.

Upon arriving at the castle Elodie and her family are greeted by Queen Isabelle (Robin Wright), the meager King Roderick (Milo Twomey) who basically stands in the background and says nothing (and I mean that literally. I’m not sure Twomey gets a single line of dialogue in the entire movie), and of course the quiet but charming Prince Henry (Nick Robinson). As the parents begin making wedding plans, Elodie and Henry start spending time together in hopes of getting to know each other before their big day.

But Mazeau’s story isn’t some ‘happily ever after’ fairy tale. Elodie’s dream wedding takes a dark turn after the just-married bride is cast into the depths of the aforementioned ominous mountain by her new “family” – a sacrifice to the ancient fire-breathing dragon living within. From there “Damsel” turns into a survival tale as the courageous and resourceful Elodie tries to escape from the treacherous belly of the mountain with it’s many dangers, chief among them one angry and embittered dragon.

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As she usually does, Brown gives a fully committed performance which helps keep the film on course. She has to maneuver through a handful of cheesy moments, yet delivers a movie heroine who is easy to root for. Not only does Brown effortless fit in with the period fantasy setting, her fierce physicality meets the demand of her role. It also helps to be surrounded by names like Robin Wright, Ray Winstone, and Angela Bassett. While the writing doesn’t always help their characters, the performances are spot-on.

As you watch “Damsel” you’ll probably notice that it wears its girl-power motif on its sleeve. It’s admirable yet at times comes close to crossing the line into heavy-handedness. Certain choices are glaringly obvious and will probably earn the movie some scrutiny it didn’t need. But even with that and other shortcomings with the script, “Damsel” still makes for a mostly fun fantasy adventure. It proudly embraces several classic fantasy tropes yet the film has an edge. And it offers another highlight for Millie Bobby Brown, who at only 20-years-old continues to build a fascinating career. “Damsel” premieres Friday, March 8th on Netflix.

VERDICT – 3 STARS

New on Home Video: “Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom” on 4K Ultra HD + Digital

Warner Brothers Discovery Home Entertainment has announced the release of “Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom” on 4K Ultra HD and Digital. Directed by James Wan, this sequel to the 2018 box office smash-hit “Aquaman” sees Jason Momoa reprising his role as the eponymous ‘King of the Seven Seas’. Wan’s proudly wacky adventure is chock full of wild world-building, self-aware humor, and massive action set pieces. Read my full review of the film HERE.

This 4K Ultra HD and Digital Copy edition of “Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom” arrives in stores on March 12th. See below for a full synopsis and release information including special features.

About the Film

Year: 2023

Runtime: 124 Minutes

Director: James Wan

Screenwriter: David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick

Cast: Jason Momoa, Patrick Wilson, Amber Heard, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Nicole Kidman, Randall Park, Dolph Lundgen, Temuera Morrison, Martin Short, John Rhys-Davies

Rating: PG-13 for some language and sci-fi violence

Having failed to defeat Aquaman the first time, Black Manta, still driven by the need to avenge his father’s death, will stop at nothing to take Aquaman down once and for all. This time Black Manta is more formidable than ever before, wielding the power of the mythic Black Trident, which unleashes an ancient and malevolent force. To defeat him, Aquaman will turn to his imprisoned brother Orm, the former King of Atlantis, to forge an unlikely alliance. Together, they must set aside their differences in order to protect their kingdom and save Aquaman’s family, and the world, from irreversible destruction.

Directed by Wan, “Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom” is produced by Peter Safran, James Wan and Rob Cowan. The executive producers are Galen Vaisman and Walter Hamada.

The screenplay is by David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick, from a story by James Wan & David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick and Jason Momoa & Thomas Pa’a Sibbett, based on characters from DC, Aquaman created by Paul Norris and Mort Weisinger.

Special Features

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom” Premium Digital Ownership, 4K UHD and Blu-ray contain the following special features:  

Finding the Lost Kingdom ​

  • Go behind the scenes as director James Wan reveals how he and the cast and crew pulled off their biggest endeavor yet, an epic sequel to the largest grossing film in the history of DC.

Aquaman: Worlds Above and Below​

  • When the filmmakers set out to create a sequel that eclipsed the original in scale and scope, they knew they would have to send Arthur and the rest of the cast to all kinds of new wild and wonderful worlds both above and below the sea. 

It’s a Manta World ​

  • Black Manta is more powerful than ever now that he has discovered the Lost Kingdom of Necrus and taken possession of the Black Trident. From inspiration to execution, filmmakers reveal how they leveled Black Manta up to the realm of supervillains.

Necrus, The Lost Black City​

  • Ages ago the great battle for the earth took place here, in this legendary lost Atlantean city. Discover how the filmmakers created the Black City from its “surface city” concept and its inhabitants: Undead Necrusians (Zombies), to its execution.

Escape from the Deserter World ​

  • From idea to execution, explore how the filmmakers created this barren desert landscape and the Deserter Prison, how its creatures and inhabitants were brought to life, and how they planned and executed the daring Orm “breakout” sequence.

Brawling at Kingfish’s Lair ​

  • The Citadel is the last frontier of the ocean, a deep trench filled with sunken old ships, stacked high like a rusty city. From concept to completion, discover Kingfish’s Lair, a bar within, where the worst of the worst hang out.

Oh TOPO!​

  • The Tactical Observation and Pursuit Operative Octopus is a living legend and all-time fan favorite. Director James Wan and the filmmakers discuss the decision behind bringing TOPO back to the sequel and its promotion to Arthur’s on-screen sidekick.

“Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom” Premium Digital Ownership contains the following special feature:  

Aquaman Through Fire and Water – Original motion comic from DC

  • Arthur Curry is constantly being pulled between two worlds – his responsibility as King of Atlantis and his mantle as Aquaman, defender of the surface. So, what happens when a nefarious attack puts those worlds on a collision course? 

“Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom” 4K UHD and Blu-ray contain the following special feature:  

Atlantean Blood Is Thicker Than Water ​

  • At its core, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom is a movie about​ brotherhood. Explore how Patrick and Jason bonded over the new unexpected​ alliance between Arthur and Orm and came together both as characters and as​ friends on and off set​.

REVIEW: “American Dreamer” (2024)

If you’re like me, I’m guessing the pairing of Peter Dinklage and Shirley MacLaine probably wasn’t a big screen duo you were expecting to see in 2024. Yet the two come together in “American Dreamer”, the first feature film from director Paul Dektor. Premiering all the way back in 2022 at the Tribeca Film Festival, this well acted and subtly funny black comedy is finally getting its proper release courtesy of Vertical.

“American Dreamer” is based on a segment from Chicago Public Media’s weekly hour-long radio program, “This American Life”. Written for the screen by Theodore Melfi, this adaptation is ever so loosely based on a true story, told through a medley of characters who are brought to life by an interesting and well-tuned cast. But while the script is a big reason the movie and most of its characters work, it’s also a key reason why the movie stumbles in a few fairly noticeable places.

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A well-cast Dinklage plays Phil Loder, a frustrated cultural economics professor at Brockton University. It’s easy to understand Phil’s discouragement. He’s underpaid and underappreciated by his colleagues. And his personal life isn’t much better. He’s twice divorced from the same woman who ended up taking every dime he had.

All Phil wants to do is write his novel and fulfill his dream of owning his own home. But not just any home. He’s obsessed with multi-million dollar luxury estates. So much so that he frequently attends high-end open houses held by his smarmy real estate agent friend Dell (Matt Dillon). Despite making under $50k a year, Phil refuses to lower his goals to something more realistic. In his mind there has to be a way to realize his dream.

And that’s when Phil stumbles upon a classified ad that could change his life. A lonely and ailing widow named Astrid Finnelli (MacLaine) is seeking to sell her sprawling lakeside mansion. Childless and near death, Astrid sets the price of her mansion and property at $5 million “as is” or $240,000 if the buyer agrees to live there with her until her death. At the time of her death, the home will then be deeded to the tenant. Thinking there’s no way the elderly Astrid will live long, Phil liquidates his entire 401K and sells everything he owns to muster up the $240,000.

We immediately see hints that the deal might be too good to be true starting with the rundown living quarters where Phil is assigned for his stay. It’s adjacent to the immaculate main house but a far cry from the luxury accommodations he was expecting. Things get even more suspicious with the arrival of the all-business Maggie (Kim Quinn) who from every indication appears to be Astrid’s daughter. Before long the scenario Phil imagined begins to crumble under the weight of reality.

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Dektor knows what he has in Dinklage who proves to be a great match for the material. The actor’s signature somber eyes and dry wit fits well with a character identified equally by melancholy and humor. MacLaine doesn’t get a lot to do but she’s terrific whenever she’s on screen. Dillon is properly slimy and we even get the great Danny Glover playing a seasoned (and quite funny) private investigator.

On the negative side, the film’s occasional swings at slapstick don’t always land and often feel out of place with the rest of the movie. Even worse is the handling of the female characters. Outside of MacLaine’s Astrid, the women don’t fare very well. Some of their actions make no sense and come without any reasonable motivation whatsoever. Both are story issues that are hard to overlook (especially the latter). They don’t fully undermine the strong performances from Dinklage and MacLaine. But they do reveal some bad calculations that the movie can’t quite shake. “American Dreamer” releases March 8th in theaters and on VOD.

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Cabrini” (2024)

Director Alejandro Monteverde follows up last year’s surprise box office hit “Sound of Freedom” with “Cabrini”, a gripping period epic that shares the profoundly moving story of famed Catholic missionary and future saint Francesca Cabrini. This biographical drama (penned by Rod Barr) follows Cabrini’s charity efforts on behalf of immigrant children in Five Points, New York City, while facing rampant bigotry, misogyny, and corruption from the local government as well as the church.

Born in 1850 near Milan, Francesca was the youngest of thirteen children and one of only four who lived past adolescence. She was born premature and remained in questionable health for the majority of her life. Yet she overcame countless obstacles beyond her health to help marginalized communities on her way to becoming the first American canonized by the Catholic Church. “Cabrini” powerfully portrays a slice of this remarkable life through Monteverde’s impressive direction, an array of technical savvy, and a stirring lead performance from Cristiana Dell’Anna.

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Dell’Anna’s dauntless yet empathetic portrayal of Mother Cabrini begins with her leading a small group of fellow nuns in Codogno, Italy. From there she travels to the Vatican after the latest of her many petitions to start a network of orphanages in China has been denied. After being brushed off yet again, she takes her case straight to Pope Leo XIII (a terrific Giancarlo Giannini).

It takes some lengthy persuading, but Mother Cabrini finally convinces Pope Leo to make her the first woman to lead an overseas mission for the church. But he has one condition. Rather than China, he wants her to go to New York City where waves of Italians have been immigrating. Poor, often illiterate, and rarely speaking English, the immigrants immediately face an uphill battle in their unwelcoming new country. Adding to the pressure of her mission, the Pope is quick to remind her that the entire church will be looking to her for proof of what women in her position can or cannot accomplish.

The frail but driven Mother Cabrini along with a small group of loyal nuns arrive in New York in 1889, ready to take over an orphanage in Five Points from a disillusioned Father Morelli (Giampiero Judica). What they find is an impoverished neighborhood riddled with disease, crime, and debauchery. The sisters immediately begin renovating the rundown orphanage before setting out to find homeless children and bringing them into their fold.

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It’s hard to see Mother Cabrini’s actions as anything but virtuous and noble. Yet she quickly finds herself running into all kinds of barriers. Some are placed by the local Archbishop Michael Corrigan (David Morse) who is terrified of ruffling the feathers of the area bigwigs. Others are placed by the racist, anti-immigrant Mayor Gould (John Lithgow) whose chief concern is maintaining his elitist vision of New York City.

Despite her failing health, Mother Cabrini fights for her mission, persistently seeking help from government officials, church leaders, press members, and even entertainers. Every hint of progress is met with resistance. Yet she pushes onward, determined to realize her “Empire of Hope”. Along the way she makes some valuable allies such as a former prostitute named Vittoria (Romana Maggiora Vergano) and a benevolent Irish doctor named Murphy (Patch Darragh).

The story of Mother Cabrini’s courage and commitment is inherently inspirational and affecting. Similarly the depictions of the countless roadblocks meant to deter her are unfathomable and infuriating. Monteverde artfully conveys it all while avoiding cliches, overwrought sentiment, and lazy histrionics. He’s aided by DP Gorka Gómez Andreu’s elegant yet uncompromising cinematography as well as the period-rich production and costume design. Then there’s the transporting score of Gene Back. His music walks us through a range of emotional highs and lows without ever feeling manipulative. And there are moments where his swells hearken back to classic big screen epics of old.

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Just as vital is Dell’Anna and her ability to relay so much through what remains a powerful yet subdued performance. Rather than a fiery tempest, Dell’Anna focuses on Mother Cabrini’s quiet determination and resolve to great effect. And it helps that she is surrounded a superb supporting cast most notably Judica, Morse, Lithgow, and Vergano. All fit incredibly well with their characters and are given good material to work with.

Obviously “Cabrini” is a movie about a religious figure. But it’s not what some would qualify as a “religious movie” – a label full of connotations that people like to project. It’s an enlightening historical biography. It’s a story of a fearless woman overcoming multiple patriarchal systems. It’s an uplifting testimony to the resilience of the human spirit. Despite the film’s lengthy 140-minute runtime, the ending feels a bit rushed. But other than that, there’s little fault to be found in this emotionally stirring and skillfully made feature. “Cabrini” hits theaters March 8th.

VERDICT – 4.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Upgraded” (2024)

In the new romantic comedy “Upgraded”, yet another unexpected meet-cute leads to a silly and sappy romance. But as always there’s that one hurdle that threatens to keep our love-struck couple apart. Will it? Well what do you think? Does it ever? Such is the case in this by-the-book yet mildly entertaining romcom that gets by on the pure energy of its cast. Just don’t expect much beyond that.

What really stands out is that the romance is (by far) the least interesting thing about “Upgraded”. You can actually see the blueprint for a good art-world comedy and the movie certainly has the cast for it. But the wedged-in romance drags the movie down mainly because there’s nothing remotely fresh or original about it. It’s riddled with clichés and conveniences that takes away from the much more entertaining workplace stuff.

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Camila Mendes plays Ana Santos, a down-on-her-luck New Yorker with high hopes of working in the art world. Despite having a Masters Degree in Art History, Ana hasn’t been able to get her foot in the door. She’s knee-deep in debt and has been living with her sister Vivian (Aimee Carrero) and brother-in-law Ronnie (Andrew Schulz). She’s interning at a high-end art gallery ran by the highly revered Claire DuPont (a scene-stealing Marisa Tomei), an art broker described by one character as a “psychopathic perfectionist”. The label fits.

A recommendation from Claire would go a long way in helping Ana realize her dream and she gets her chance to impress when she’s invited to accompany Claire and her entourage to London for an auction. But Claire’s two insufferably snobbish assistants, Suzette (Rachel Matthews) and Renee (Fola Evans-Akingbola) begin sabotaging Ana’s opportunity starting with booking her on a delayed economy flight. Suzette and Renee have some funny moments and are something akin to Cinderella’s wicked stepsisters.

But wouldn’t you know it, a little sympathy (and some narrative convenience) sees Ana upgraded to first class where she is seated next to a hunky and rich British advertising executive named William (Archie Renaux). Of course the two hit it off and sparks soon fly. A few little white lies later and Ana has William thinking she is her gallery’s art director. As you can probably guess her fibs get her in deeper, especially after William introduces her to his highfalutin mother Catherine (a spot-on Lena Olin).

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Written by the trio of Christine Lenig, Justin Matthews, and Luke Spencer Roberts, the story splits into two parts that inevitably collide. One part is quite good and follows an ambitious Ana comically working through an array of obstacles thrown her way by her threatened co-workers. But again, its the other part that’s unimaginative and tiresome. The romantic angle is patently conventional leading to an ending so glaringly and shamelessly predictable that you can’t help but roll your eyes.

Carlson Young directs and shows herself to be more than capable behind the camera. She makes a number of good choices when it comes to pacing and knowing when to rely on her actors. But she’s handcuffed to a script that is constantly pulling her away from the better material. It’s a shame because there are things to like about “Upgraded”. Unfortunately it’s too devoted to an overused formula to really stand out on its own. “Upgraded” is now streaming on Amazon Prime Video.

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Self Reliance” (2024)

In the new comedy thriller “Self Reliance”, Jake Johnson plays a lonely man named Tommy who is stuck in a mundane existence. Ever since splitting up with his long-time girlfriend nearly two years ago, Tommy has seen his life become one long boring routine. Every day it’s the same thing. No zest, no excitement, and no social life outside of his mother (Nancy Lenehan) and two sisters, Amy (Mary Holland) and Mary (Emily Hampshire).

But one day everything changes as he’s walking to work. A black limousine pulls up next to him and inside is Andy Sandberg (playing himself). He asks the starstruck Tommy to get in which he promptly does. It turns out that Sandberg is the paid spokesman for a dark web reality TV game show. In it the contestant must stay alive for 30 days while hunters try to track him down and kill him. If he survives he will win one million dollars. Weird, right?

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But there’s an interesting rule (or loophole as Tommy interprets it). He can only be targeted if he is alone. Any moment he’s not within close proximity of someone he can be killed. He first goes to his family thinking he’ll stick close to them for the 30 days. But they think he’s after attention and refuse to play along. He then approaches a homeless man named James (a hilarious Biff Wiff) and hires him to stay by his side 24 hours a day. But James isn’t the most reliable. Terrified and paranoid, Tommy finds what may be his means of survival in the slightly neurotic fellow contestant named Maddy (Anna Kendrick).

In addition to starring in “Self Reliance”, Jake Johnson also produces, writes, and makes his directorial debut with mostly satisfying results. At times the movie feels like the work of a first-time feature filmmaker, lacking assurance and focus. But Johnson has a great feel for comic timing and delivery, working in the same aura as Jay and Mark Duplass. Yet he has a distinct oddball flavor all his own, melding deadpan with the absurd, resulting in some genuinely laugh-out-loud funny scenes.

While the story centers around a wild and wacky premise, the movie itself is pretty tame, playing is safe rather than really going for it. Instead Johnson sticks with his strengths which is a key reason why the movie works in the end. Not all of the humor lands yet it hits a lot more than it misses. And it’s helped by an all-in cast who were consistently cracking me up (Hampshire is a hoot). It’s a promising debut in a genre that can always use new comedic voices. “Self Reliance” is now streaming on Hulu.

VERDICT – 3 STARS