REVIEW: “Lonely Planet” (2024)

October 15, 2024 by Keith Garlington

“Lonely Planet” (the movie, not the popular travel guidebook publisher) is the sophomore directing effort from Susannah Grant which comes 18 years after her debut, 2006’s “Catch and Release”. Grant is perhaps best known as the Oscar-nominated screenwriter for 2000’s “Erin Brockovich”. She both writes and directs “Lonely Planet”, a serviceable but surprisingly sparkless romantic drama set in scenic Morocco.

Laura Dern stars as Katherine Loewe, a successful writer who’s having a hard time finishing her latest novel. We learn that her dissolving marriage has contributed to a bad case of writer’s block. With her deadline fast approaching and her publisher breathing down her neck, Katherine flies to Morocco and checks in to a luxury countryside resort owned by an old friend, Fatema (Rachida Brakni).

All Katherine wants is enough peace and quiet to write. But that proves difficult as the resort is also hosting an International Writers Retreat. Among the esteemed attendees is Lily Kemp (Diana Silvers) and her boyfriend Owen Brophy (Liam Hemsworth). Lily is riding high after the success of her first novel. Despite never publishing anything, she became an overnight best-selling author which earned her an invite to the retreat. Owen has come along for moral support.

The nervous but ambitious Lily immediately clicks with the other writers while Owen spends much of his time on the phone trying to land his first big financing deal. But as she spends more time with her literary contemporaries he quickly begins to feel like an outsider. As the story progresses, the equally frustrated Katherine and Owen repeatedly cross paths. And after a rather cold first encounter, the two begin connecting in ways neither expected.

It’s not hard to figure out where things are going. The story leans on several well-worn tropes in moving us towards the inevitable romance, the conflict that threatens it all, and the predictable happy ending. The individual performances from Dern and Hemsworth are solid and they bring what they can to their age-gap love story. But it’s such a low-temperature romance with their characters better suited as drinking buddies than new-found lovers.

Fitting for a movie with its title, “Lonely Planet” treats us to lots of eye-catching scenery while (sometimes awkwardly) dipping our toes in local Moroccan culture. But pretty people in pretty places can only carry it so far. It has its charms but it lacks spark and there’s hardly any passion. That’s because so much time is spent getting to the romance that we hardly have any time with the romance. It leaves us barely interested and even less invested in their relationship or in what the future might hold for them. “Lonely Planet” is now streaming on Netflix.

VERDICT – 2 STARS

REVIEW: “Terrifier 3” (2024)

October 14, 2024 by Keith Garlington

I imagine that no one is as surprised to see a third Terrifier movie as the franchise’s creator, Damien Leone. What started as an indie splatter film made for $35,000 has blossomed into a legitimate franchise with growing budgets and an enthusiastic fanbase. Now “Terrifier 3” is in theaters and it sticks close to its successful formula. That means a few shocks, some good laughs, and gobs of gore.

The first feature in the series, 2016’s “Terrifier”, was short on story and character-building but made up for it with its twisted vision and gnarly effects. Its eventual sequel, 2022’s “Terrifier 2”, overcorrected in its attempt to put more emphasis on storytelling. But it still managed to give hungry fans more of what they were craving.

“Terrifier 3” does much the same except this time the story is tighter and more fun. It (sorta) picks up where the last film left off and answers several lingering questions. It’s also set during the Christmas season which gives Leone an entire holiday sandbox to play in. And he doesn’t waste any time. He opens his film with a horrifying sequence that immediately tests his audience’s mettle. It’s a sequence that epitomizes the Terrifier series – stun the crowd, soak them in blood, and then throw in some unexpected humor to take the edge off.

Five years after the events of “Terrifier 2”, Sienna Shaw (a returning Lauren LaVera) is released from a mental hospital and set to stay with her Aunt Jess (Margaret Anne Florence) and Uncle Greg (Bryce Johnson). They have a daughter named Gabbie (Antonella Rose) who idolizes Sienna but knows nothing about the trauma she has endured. As for Sienna’s kid brother Jonathan (Elliot Fullam), he has moved off to college where he tries to put the Miles County Massacre behind him.

But this is a horror movie and that’s always easier said than done. It’s especially true here as the demented Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton) returns, this time accompanied by his disfigured and equally deranged first victim turned partner-in-crime, Victoria (Samantha Scaffidi). The pair set out on another murder spree across Miles County, eventually setting their sights on Sienna. But before we get to their inevitable round two, Leone gives Art numerous opportunities to ply his grisly trade against a number of hapless victims.

In what has become a staple of the Terrifier franchise, much of the movie revolves around the gruesomely creative ways Art offs his many victims. Most are wildly excessive with the intent of stunning the audience and one-upping what the previous films have done. As before, they give Leone the chance to show off his incredible make-up and effects work. The results are not for the faint of heart. At the same time, the movie is very self-aware. It fully embraces its absurdity, especially with Art who injects a level of humor into every sanguinary encounter.

With part three, Leone continues to tease Art as something more sinister than an aimless nihilistic killer clown. He ventures further with the supernatural element that was hinted at in the first film and expanded on in the second. It’s utterly ridiculous and frankly doesn’t make a lot of sense. But it allows Leone to indulge in even more gore-filled mayhem while also setting the table for another film which is pretty much a certainty at this point.

Much like its predecessors, “Terrifier 3” creates most of its tension from the sheer fact that no one on screen is safe. It also retains the grindhouse grit that is either a strength or a weakness depending on your stance. Its storytelling can be shaky in spots and the logistics don’t always line up. But Art the Clown continues to climb towards the upper tier of horror movie baddies and Lauren LaVera has earned her spot as a legitimate scream queen. And all under the guidance of Damien Leone who looks to have a bonafide hit on his hands.

VERDICT – 3.5 STARS

REVIEW: “The Apprentice” (2024)

October 12, 2024 by Keith Garlington

We live in a day where there is no shortage of big screen biopics. That’s because deep down most of us are drawn to human stories of all kinds. Combine that with our love for the art of cinema and it’s no surprise that we get so many. But biopics are susceptible to a number of traps. An overreliance on formula, representing fiction as facts, or as in the case of “The Apprentice”, letting personal crusades mar what could have been a piercing and insightful study.

In a nutshell, “The Apprentice” is a movie that works so hard to demonize its subject that it forgets to make him human. Director Ali Abbasi’s politically driven misfire seeks to paint New York businessman and former President Donald J. Trump as unflattering as possible. His more rabid detractors will consider that a strength and embrace the movie despite its glaring issues. The overly sensitive Trump acolytes will hate it and immediately cry foul over the timing of its release. As for the more grounded viewer, it’s not hard to see through the film’s flimsy facade.

In reality, Donald Trump has provided plenty of real-life material worth dissecting in his business, personal, and political lives. But Abbasi adds too many fictional twists to serve his film’s message. He paints a wildly one-sided portrait that barely registers a human pulse. It’s a shame considering how ripe the subject matter is for exploration. But instead, “The Apprentice” comes across as misguided, lazy, and self-important.

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Trump is played by a firmly committed Sebastian Stan who often looks as if he’s trapped in a prolonged Saturday Night Live sketch. He’s adorned in an assortment of glaringly bad wigs that he’s always primping. And outside of the occasional intonation, his voice rarely sounds like the real thing. Getting past these distractions can be a chore.

Written with more purpose than principle by Gabriel Sherman, “The Apprentice” hones in on Trump’s rise as a New York City real estate developer. The story kicks off in 1973 with Trump meeting attorney Roy Cohn (brilliantly played with cold precision by Jeremy Strong). Cohn is revealed to be a New York power-player who uses a variety of legal and illegal tactics to bend the system to his will. His list of clients includes politicians, media moguls, and mob bosses. With Trump facing prosecution for violating the Fair Housing Act, Cohn agrees to take his case.

From there Cohn takes the young businessman under his wing, serving as the mentor and father figure Trump never had with his dad, Fred (Martin Donovan). But Cohn also gives Trump a crash-course in using the system, basing it on three ruthless principles that Trump later adopts as his own. Their relationship is the centerpiece for much of the film, moving from mutually beneficial to something genuinely personal.

But as Cohn’s villainy is well established in the film’s first half, Abassi and Sherman want their audience to know that Donald Trump is much worse. This really comes through in the final act where the filmmakers seem to lose any sense of restraint. They pack in every negative claim whether substantiated or not. From more troubling accusations such as Trump raping his wife Ivana (played by an underused Maria Bakalova) to more petty jabs such as alleged liposuction, scalp reduction surgery, and erectile dysfunction. These things again expose motives that consistently derail the movie.

As mentioned, Donald Trump is not beyond critique and the film is at its most compelling when examining his place within the corrupt New York City system of the 70s and 80s. But the movie can’t stay on track. It can’t sustain any drama nor build any suspense. Most of the supporting characters are mere sketches and even Stan’s Trump veers into caricature, especially during the film’s near farcical final half-hour.

“The Apprentice” is a movie that seems at odds with itself from the get-go. It wants to be serious-minded and candid, but it also has a very clear position it wants to advance at any cost. That leaves us wondering what’s true and what isn’t. The filmmakers aren’t much help with Abassi telling The Wrap that his movie “is very much fact-based and fact-checked” while Sherman tells The Hollywood Reporter “This is a work of art. It’s fiction.” Whatever you call it, “The Apprentice” fumbles what could have been a captivating and pertinent biopic. I’m sure it will please the one political camp and infuriate the other. For everyone else, it’s nowhere near as provocative or illuminating as its creators believe it to be.

VERDICT – 1.5 STARS

First Glance: “The Order”

October 11, 2024 by Keith Garlington

Jude Law, Nicholas Hoult, Tye Sheridan, and Jurnee Smollett star in “The Order”, a period crime thriller directed by Justin Kurzel. The film is based on the 1989 non-fiction book “The Silent Brotherhood” by Kevin Flynn and Gary Gerhardt. The movie premiered in August at the Venice International Film Festival. Now its prepping for its official release by dropping a harrowing and action-packed first trailer.

Set in 1983, the story follows and FBI agent (Law) who assembles a team to help investigate a series of bank robberies and armored car heists across the Pacific Northwest. But rather than find some standard-issue robbers, the agents follow a trail leading to a white supremacist group known as The Order. The movie looks to follow two storylines destined to intersect. And from what we see, both lead to violence. Everything about this looks and sounds great – the cast, the period design, the true-crime element. I can’t wait to see how it comes together.

“The Order” releases in theaters on December 6th. Check out the trailer below and let me know if you’ll be seeing it or taking a pass.

REVIEW: “Saturday Night” (2024)

October 11, 2024 by Keith Garlington

“Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!” Those words have echoed down the halls of comedy since they were first uttered by Chevy Chase on October 11, 1975. That’s when the immensely popular and long-running sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live (then called NBC’s Saturday Night) made its small screen debut. And as they say, the rest is late-night television history.

With the aptly titled “Saturday Night”, director Jason Reitman attempts to recreate the chaotic 90 minutes leading up to SNL’s 1975 live debut. Reitman puts together a mammoth ensemble and tasks them with portraying an equally mammoth array of SNL cast members, show writers, NBC executives, comedians, musicians, and personalities.

The origin story of Saturday Night Live is a fascinating one. NBC was in the middle of an contract squabble with the king of light-night TV Johnny Carson. Since 1965, the network had been running re-runs of Carson’s mega-popular The Tonight Show on Saturday and Sunday nights. After nearly ten years, Carson requested they be pulled so that he could use them during the week allowing the host more time off. Much to the chagrin of several affiliates, NBC puts a young Lorne Michaels in charge of creating a show to fill the Saturday night time slot.

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Reitman (who also co-wrote the script with Gil Kenan) begins his movie 90 minutes before the show is set to go live. On the 17th floor of NBC Studios at Rockefeller Plaza, creator and producer Lorne Michaels (played by Gabriel LaBelle) scrambles to get everyone and everything ready to go. But that’s easier said than done. His rambunctious cast of relatively unknown twenty-somethings are impossible to corral. Scripts for sketches remain unwritten. There are constant technical difficulties. And he still can’t give away enough free tickets to fill a studio audience.

But worst of all, he has network executives breathing down his neck, most notably NBC’s Vice President of Talent Relations David Tebet (played by a terrific Willem Dafoe). Tebet is anxious to pull the plug on Lorne’s show and continue pumping out Carson re-runs. But Lorne has an ally in Dick Ebersol (Cooper Hoffman), the Director of Weekend Late Night Programming. Dick works as a middle-man between the network and Lorne, deflecting a lot of the heat and doing what he can to save the show. It’s work that Lorne doesn’t immediately appreciate.

Reitman plunges us headfirst into the moment-to-moment chaos, leaning on a beat-the-clock tension and even incorporating a reoccurring clock to remind us that time is the biggest enemy. Obviously we know how it ultimately ends. And considering that the entire movie is about the mayhem, the film’s big final moment comes together a little too neatly. But Reitman’s crisp dialogue and swift pacing keeps us on our toes and genuinely invested in what’s at stake.

But it’s the wealth of talent behind the supporting cast that gives the movie its energy. With so many involved, no one outside of LaBelle gets a ton of screen time. But that works in the film’s favor. There’s no overexposure and it allows Reitman to bounce back-and-forth across the studio and highlight the overwhelming stress and sheer pandemonium.

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The acting is strong throughout and there are some uncanny physical likenesses that only enhance the performances. The SNL cast members are especially good with Cory Michael Smith playing Chevy Chase, Dylan O’Brien as Dan Aykroyd, Ella Hunt as Gilda Radner, Kim Matula playing Jane Curtin, Matt Wood as John Belushi, Lamorne Morris as Garrett Morris, and Emily Fairn as Laraine Newman.

And that’s just a small sample of the people we meet. Rachel Sennott is outstanding as Rosie Shuster. Nicholas Braun is a lot of fun playing both Jim Henson and Andy Kaufman. Tommy Dewey lets loose as Lorne’s pompous and abrasive head writer Michael O’Donoghue. Jon Batiste gets some good scenes playing Billy Preston while also composing the movie’s score. And J. K. Simmons is a blast as Milton Berle.

As “Saturday Night” blitzes forward we’re treated to a number of nostalgic callbacks that SNL enthusiasts will love. And sprinkled throughout are some pretty big laughs, most of which are organically generated by the show’s anarchic spirit. It still only feels like we’re getting a sketch of the behind-the-scenes experience. Reitman conflates and exaggerates while offering practically no buildup to his fairly skimpy plot. But none of that keeps us from being swept up in the creative madness, the revolving door of characters, and the sheer force of will that birthed a revolutionary show that’s still going today. “Saturday Night” is in theaters now.

VERDICT – 3.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Terrifier” (2016)

October 10, 2024 by Keith Garlington

Whether or not you’re a fan of horror movies, and more specifically its splatter film subgenre, it’s hard not to be both impressed and inspired by what the Terrifier movies have accomplished. This truly is an independent film success story. With hardly any money but a big and bloody vision, Terrifier has become a full-fledged franchise. And it was born from the twisted but ingenious mind of its creator, Damien Leone.

Released in 2016, “Terrifier” was a stand-alone feature written and directed by Leone. It focused on a character Leone highlighted in his 2013 anthology film “All Hallows’ Eve”. It’s been said that he made “Terrifier” as a way of showcasing his work in practical effects. He also saw it as a means of introducing more people to his maniacal antagonist Art the Clown.

“Terrifier” is a remarkable achievement especially when considering it was made on a shoestring budget of just over $35,000. Leone took on the duties of director, writer, producer, editor, and effects supervisor. It took time, but the film eventually earned a strong cult following which opened the door for a sequel that released in 2022. And now we’re only days away from a third installment hitting select theaters.

With “Terrifier”, Leone meets every splatter film expectation. You can almost sense the grindhouse giddiness as he bathes his audience in blood and gore, often doing things to the human body that will shock some and repulse others. At the same time, it’s often so outlandish that you can’t help but have fun. Art (gleefully played by David Howard Thornton) is a big reason why. Part mime and part party clown, the demented murderer stabs, shoots, saws, stomps, clubs, gouges, dismembers and disembowels with a childlike elation.

Though wacky in its excess, the film still generates some legitimate chills. Once he establishes Art as a genuine threat, Leone creates some unnerving tension as his terrified cast sneaks, crawls, runs, but mostly succumbs to an assortment of grisly deaths. Several other details add to the experience from the exploitation era film grain to the killer score from composer Paul Wiley.

Where the movie falls short is in its bare-bones story and shallow characters. Basically two intoxicated friends, Tara (Jenna Kanell) and Dawn (Catherine Corcoran) leave a late-night Halloween party and stop at a pizzeria to sober up. They’re followed inside by Art the Clown who is quickly kicked out by the restaurant owner for creeping out Tara. The girls decide to leave but discover the tires slashed on Dawn’s car. Still too drunk to drive, Tara calls her sister Victoria (Samantha Scaffidi) to come pick them up. But as they wait, Art reappears and the terrorizing begins.

The rest of the movie is literally Art stalking Tara and an assortment of disposable human characters who exist solely as fodder for a madman and to show off Leone’s insanely imaginative effects work. It’s bookended by a couple of scenes that tease us with an interesting twist. But for the most part, neither the story or the people in it (outside of Art the Clown) will leave an impression on you.

But that doesn’t keep “Terrifier” from being a blood-drenched blast. It’s pure and unbridled sub-genre filmmaking and a testimony to the possibilities offered by independent cinema. It is most certainly not for those with an aversion to gore. Nor will it impress those who are unable to look past its obvious limitations. But for others, Leone’s passion and craftsmanship come together to make an effectively eerie, occasionally shocking, and surprisingly funny splatter film that set the table for the unlikely franchise that we have today.