
Christmas movies come in all shapes and varieties. From Christian-themed films to the Hallmark Channel mush, the holiday has invited literally hundreds of movies. As you look at the vast library of Christmas films you can’t help but find a ton of really funny characters. That’s who we are looking at today. Undoubtedly many would come to mind at just the mention of funny Christmas movie characters. So with that in mind, I wouldn’t call this the definitive list. But there’s no denying that these a five funny Christmas movie characters are nothing short of phenomenal.
#5 – Myron Larabee (“Jingle All the Way”)

“Jingle All the Way” may not be considered a Christmas classic but it is one my family watches almost every year. Schwarzenegger plays the bad father who forgets to grab his son a Turbo-Man action figure for Christmas. He tears out on Christmas Eve to try to pick up what is the hottest toy of the holiday season. That’s when he runs into Myron played by Sinbad. I’ve never even a huge Sinbad fan but he’s really funny here. He plays on the deranged postal worker angle and becomes Arnie’s chief friend/rival in obtaining the elusive Turbo-Man. Myron has several laugh-out-loud lines and he’s a huge reason the movie is such fun (at least until the very end).
#4 – Harry and Marv (“Home Alone”)

Talk about stepping into a new role. Who would have ever thought Joe Pesci would be a highlight of a modern Christmas classic. Such is the case with “Home Alone”. In the film he teams up with Daniel Stern to form a suburban burglar team known as “The Wet Bandits”. Pesci and Stern are hilarious. The two numbskulls meet their match when they try and rob the home of 8-year old Kevin McCallister who has been accidentally left at home by his family. Harry and Marv fall prey to an assortment of Kevin’s booby traps which seem pulled right out of the classic Looney Tunes cartoons. They’re goofy and over-the-top, but they’re also a load of fun.
#3 – Papa Elf (“Elf”)

Ok, this certainly isn’t a character in the same comedic vein as the others on this list, but he is an enormous reason I did the list to begin with. I’m talking about Papa Elf from the Christmas comedy “Elf”. Will Ferrell as Buddy would be the obvious selection here but I have to give some love to Bob Newhart. His casting was brilliant. There are several reasons he is so funny to me. First, we get Bob Newhart in tights and an elf outfit. Priceless! I can’t look at him without laughing. But then there is his serious, deadpan delivery which works to perfection. Newhart is just a funny guy and the way he handles this role cracks me up every time. He has to make my list.
#2 – Cousin Eddie (“Christmas Vacation”)

Surely you know Cousin Eddie would make this list, right? “Christmas Vacation” is a funny movie but the laughs go off the charts when Eddie and his family crash the Griswold family Christmas. Talk about stealing the show. Randy Quaid’s real-life misadventures proves that he has this type of character figured out. From Eddie’s wardrobes, to his antics, to his nutty lines, the movie is filled with one hysterical Eddie moment after another. As good as “Christmas Vacation” is, it’s safe to say it wouldn’t be the same without cousin Eddie. They just don’t get much funnier than him.
#1 – The Old Man (“A Christmas Story”)

As funny as all of the aforementioned characters are, there are none that make me laugh more than The Old Man (aka Ralphie’s father) in Bob Clark’s Christmas classic “A Christmas Story”. The late Darren McGavin Is nothing short of brilliant in his portrayal of this working-class father raising his family in Indiana. He has so many wonderful moments. His furnace and Oldsmobile battles, his bargaining with the Christmas tree man, his fights with the neighbors hound dogs, his major award. I could go on and on. He’s not only the funniest Christmas character but he’s one of my favorite characters period. And it’s all because of some very good writing and a fabulous performance from Darren McGavin. He’s my clear #1.
So what do you think of my list? I’d love to hear your favorite funny Christmas movie characters. Please take time to share your thoughts in the comments below.
The old man in a landslide. He could weave a tapestry of curse words that might still be lingering over Lake Erie.
And he bought fuses by the gross! LOL!
Never seen A Christmas Story. I actually think it’s more of a big deal over in the States than it is here for some reason. Totally agree on the other choices though man, top list.
Thanks! A Christmas Story is sooo good. You really should check it out. Very funny.
That is an excellent list. Especially because the Old Man is number 1.
I wouldn’t have Eddie in the top 5, but that’s probably because my wife has made me watch Christmas Vacation so many times, I now could not be more tired of it. Not sure what I thought about Eddy the first few times I saw him.
LOL! I can see where Eddie may not be everyone’s cup of tea. I can probably recite every line he has in the movie. I’ve seen him that many times. Yet I still find him incredibly funny. It may be because there are people just like him in the part of the country where I live. Maybe that’s it. LOL
I know people like that, too. In fact, one of my relatives probably qualifies.
Maybe that’s why I don’t like him. 😉
LOLOL!!!
Great list! I’d have to pick Lock, Shock and Barrel from the Nightmare Before Christmas. They’re hilariously evil.
“Santa: Haven’t you heard of peace on earth and goodwill toward men?
Lock, Shock, Barrel: NO!”
Cool pick! I haven’t seen that movie in years. I remember liking it but not loving it. I had it recorded at one point and I don’t think I’ve seen it since. Maybe a revisit is in order.
It’s a real favourite of mine… mostly because Jack’s idea of Christmas kind of appeals to me.
‘Fra -gil-e’, it must be Italian! – Darren McGavin pulls that line off with conviction and its totally believable. Definitely #1
What a great line. I’m with you. He’s the clear #1.
Great list! The Old Man and Cousin Eddie are insanely off the wall!
I’m with you. Classic and funny!!!
I forgot about Sinbad in Jingle All the Way! I should rewatch that soon, I remember liking it and it was filmed partly in my neck of the woods 🙂
Oh really??? That’s cool. The movie gets really corny at the end by Sinbad is really funny in it.
Nice list Keith, I’m not familiar with A Christmas Story either.
My favourite is Billy Bob Thornton’s character Willie in Bad Santa – a bit of an anti-Christmas Christmas movie though!
I’m surprised Bad Santa is just now being mentioned. I’m REALLY not a fan of that flick. On the other hand you REALLY should give A Christmas Story a look. Great stuff!
I will look out for it – like Chris says above it just doesn’t seem to have found an audience over here. Weird!
Great list.
Bill Nighy in Love Actually is pretty hilarious.
Thanks! I really, really need to rewatch that film. It’s been a while!
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