(CHECK OUT MY FULL REVIEW in this week’s Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)
Written and directed by John Hamburg, “Me Time” is the latest film spawned from Kevin Hart’s megadeal with streaming giant Netflix. The try-hard comedy sees Hart teaming up with Mark Wahlberg and Regina Hall for what could have been a decent weekend diversion. Instead, “Me Time” loses itself in a haze of flat jokes, predictable story beats, and one particularly cringe-worthy music number.
The bummer of it is “Me Time” starts with promise. Minus a woefully bad (and mercifully short) prologue, the first 15 minutes or so is spent introducing a really good family dynamic. But once the buddy comedy stuff takes over, the movie takes a noticeable dip. Hamburg tries to compensate in the final act, but the ending is so schmaltzy and artificial that it only compounds the film’s numerous problems rather than alleviate them.
Hart plays Sonny Fisher, a proficient stay-at-home dad who takes care of the house and the kids while his wife, Maya (the always good Hall) builds her career as an architect. Sonny is absorbed in his duties, especially when it comes to his aspiring comedian son Dash (Che Tafari) and his precocious daughter Ava (Amentii Sledge). He’s always present at their school, volunteering for various functions. He’s the president of the PTA, and he even has his own kindergarten blog.
While Sonny never has any time away from their kids, the hardworking Maya desperately needs some quality time with them. So they agree to let Maya take the kiddos to her parents house for spring break while Sonny enjoys some much-needed me-time. And what better way to spend some time away than with his childhood friend, Huck (Wahlberg), an annoyingly spontaneous manchild who always lives in the moment. And Huck has been dogging Sonny to come to his 44th birthday bash.
The movie sours once Sonny joins Huck and his faceless band of partiers for an elaborate five-day outdoor shindig in Death Valley. What we get is a conveyor of ludicrous scenarios, often laced with embarrassingly bad slapstick, a wide range of lazy toilet humor, and on the rarest occasion an instance of ever so slight amusement. There’s also a wedged-in angle with Maya’s flirty New Age boss Armando (Luis Gerardo Méndez) and an even lesser developed one involving a lone shark named Stan (Jimmy O. Yang).
The performances range from good, to routine, to pretty bad. Hart starts well, but as the story devolves into mush, he falls right into his normal schtick. Wahlberg’s performance is pretty bad although it’s hard to put it all on him. He actually captures the character the filmmakers want him to be. Unfortunately for him, Huck is a shallow insufferable goof and there’s not much Wahlberg can do to make the character (or the material) appealing. Hall is the one who gives the movie glimmers of credibility. She’s such a good actress, and she does the best she can with what she’s given.
I admit, the prospect of “Me Time” being good wasn’t high. But a guy can hope, can’t he? To be honest I have a growing frustration towards movies like this – comedies that are so beholden to formula that nearly everything they do feels old hat. They’re all so canned and processed, but I guess they make money. Why else would we continue to get so many of them? “Me Time” is streaming now on Netflix.
Excellent review. It starts off funnier than I expected but devolved into repetitive bodily function jokes. The first was funny, the next 2,835 got old. The chase in the desert had me in tears laughing, but after that scene it flopped.
It totally fell apart for me. And I’m still not sure whether it wants to be a family-family feature or a raunchy comedy. It tries both which is really….weird.
I’m starting to consider any movie with Mark W in it as a red flag. My new nickname for him: The Albatross.
Between him and Hart, this one definitely sunk faster and deeper than I expected, especially after its decent opening 15 minutes or so.
Kevin Hart… oh boy. What is so funny about that little midget? He was at least a bit tolerable in the Jumanji movies but that’s it. Mark Wahlberg needs a new agent as he’s just making shit film after shit film. Plus, he needs to stay from that ugly-ass sister-in-law of his with her stupid anti-vaxx views as I don’t understand why she hasn’t been arrested for killing children.
It’s such a drag. It’s as if it has an idea at first but then completely forgets about it. Ugh.
Just reviewed this movie as well and gave it the lowest score of all time on my blog. I really didn’t find this movie all that funny even with 2 very funny actors as the leads. I didn’t have high expectations going in, but it could’ve at least proved me wrong *a teeny tiny bit* 😑
Thanks for reading.
I was really hoping to be proven wrong. REALLY hoping. Unfortunately it hit nearly every bad point I had hoped it would miss. Sad.
Oh dear. I used to like Wahlberg, but he’s making some bad decisions, still I suppose the paycheck is what counts.
Yup. This one was most definitely a bad decision. It’s pretty dreadful!
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