REVIEW: “Assassin” (2023)

As a long-time fan of Bruce Willis, it grew tough watching his movies go from box office gold to straight to video garb. But when news came out of his declining health (he’s since been diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia), it became clear why he had moved away from big studio productions and to smaller and easier roles. As a result of his condition, last year Willis’ family announced his retirement from acting. Suddenly movies didn’t seem all that important.

Since 2019 he has appeared in 26 straight direct-to-video movies, many of which used him heavy in their promotions. Interestingly, he only had small supporting roles in most of them. The same is true with “Assassin”, a sci-fi thriller from first-time director Jesse Atlas that turns out to be the final film appearance of Willis’ impressive 43-year career.

Unfortunately “Assassin” is yet another VOD dud but it certainly can’t all be put on Willis. There are several significantly bigger problems that end up dragging the movie down. Based on the short film “Let Them Die Like Lovers”, the movie has a premise that is ripe with potential. But it doesn’t have the budget or (more importantly) the creative know-how to pull it off. And it definitely doesn’t do enough for us to look past the uninspired performances, cringy dialogue, and painfully dull action.

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The story (written for the screen by Atlas and Aaron Wolfe) follows Alexa (Nomzamo Mbatha) who is shocked when her husband and fellow U.S. Army soldier Sebastian (Mustafa Shakir) comes back from his tour in a coma. Desperate to learn more about what happened to him, Alexa begins digging and discovers that Sebastian was actually on a super-secret mission working for a man named Valmora (Willis).

Valmora and his associates Olivia (Fernanda Andrade) and Marko (Barry Jay Minoff) makeup a poorly defined black ops team who possess a technology that enables them to digitally map an agent’s consciousness into another person’s body. They can then use that body to carry out all kinds of missions, most notably assassinations. How it all works is anyone’s guess. The movie certainly doesn’t seem to care. All they need to pull it off is a bathtub, a laptop, and something that looks like an old car part (that’s what the movie tries to pass off as state-of-the-art tech).

When Alexa finds Valmora he informs her that a dangerous fixer and smuggler named Adrian (Dominic Purcell) has stolen a tiny piece of their tech that must be recovered if Sebastian is to ever wake up from his coma (don’t ask). So Valmora recruits Alexa to take over the the minds of strangers and assassinate those close to Adrain leaving him vulnerable. Then she can take him out and steal back the tech that can bring back Sebastian.

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As you might expect they hit a few snags that by design usually adds tension to a story. That’s not the case here mainly because the movie shows no sense of urgency. There’s no energy or excitement. It toys with thought-provoking ideas and poses some meaty questions especially when digging into the moral queasiness of entering and controlling another’s body. “We kill the bad guys. Someone else takes the fall.” That line alone should provoke some compelling considerations. Unfortunately “Assassin” doesn’t do anything with the boxes it opens up.

And that speaks to the movie’s biggest problem. Yes, “Assassin” is plagued with bad performances throughout and the action never (and I do mean never) gets to room temperature. But it’s the script that turns out to be the biggest liability. The wafer-thin characters fumble through equally shallow (and sometimes astonishingly lame) dialogue. There’s no worthwhile hero or villain. And the story has so many holes it quickly devolves into something impossible to latch onto.

It’s truly heartbreaking to see Willis’ career end on such a sour note. But that doesn’t take away from the years of great characters, great energy, and great personality he has given us. From “Moonlighting” to “Die Hard” to “Pulp Fiction” to “The Sixth Sense” to “Moonrise Kingdom”. What a terrific filmography. And because of that, we will always be grateful. “Assassin” is streaming on Hulu”.

VERDICT – 1.5 STARS

REVIEW: “The Hill” (2023)

Recently we’ve seen several solid biographical sports dramas come down the movie pipeline. The latest is “The Hill” from director Jeff Celentano. It stars Dennis Quaid who is certainly no stranger to said biographical sports dramas. Written by Angelo Pizzo and Scott Marshall Smith, the film seeks to tell the inspiring true story of Rickey Hill who refused to let his physical disability stop his pursuit of a baseball career.

“The Hill” is a heartfelt and well-intended feel-good feature that is more of a melodrama than a full-on sports story. Obviously baseball plays a key part. But it’s much more about a close-knit yet struggling family, particularly the relationship between a stern and overprotective father and his gifted and determined son. There’s plenty of good material there to work with. But the wildly uneven handling of it leaves the movie oscillating between sincerely touching and overly sentimental.

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Since he was a child Rickey Hill (played by Jesse Berry and later by Colin Ford) had a knack for hitting a baseball. But a degenerative spinal disease put him in leg braces as a child making his dream to play in the Major Leagues seem unreachable. Rickey’s strict but well-meaning father James (Dennis Quaid), a small town Texas pastor, discourages him from pursuing baseball out of fear of serious injury. He’d rather Rickey follow in his footsteps and preach. But over time his hardline orthodoxy does more to push his son towards his dream than discourage him from it.

So “The Hill” follows two paths – Rickey’s and his father’s. To its credit, the movie takes its time developing the family dynamic and showing the hardships they faced in 1970 rural Texas. Rickey’s path is one of trials and challenges, but also of unwavering confidence and resilience. James’ path is one of spiritual conflict and stubbornness. But James is no villain. The film does a good job showing how his actions, though often misguided, are rooted in a genuine love for his son.

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Several other characters do a good job filling out these two central stories. Gracie (first played by Mila Harris and later by Siena Bjornerud) is Rickey’s self-proclaimed girlfriend who proves to be his biggest encourager. Joelle Carter is really good playing James’ supportive yet frustrated wife Hellen. And it was great seeing Scott Glenn pop up later as the gruff big league scout Red Murff (Scott Glenn). But at the same time the movie is hampered by some really bad performances in smaller yet reoccurring roles. They can be a real distraction.

After a shaky first 30 minutes the movie eventually hits its stride only to be tripped up in a painfully mawkish final 20 minutes that sees Celentano attempt to yank every emotional string, hit every schmaltzy cue, and lean on every baseball movie cliche in the book. There are a couple of surprising cameos in the last 15 minutes including an appearance by the real Rickey Hill. But the movie wraps up on such a false note which ends up being too much for the film’s better moments to overcome. “The Hill” opens in theaters August 25th.

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Retribution” (2023)

Liam Neeson is back with another one of his lean and easy to digest action-thrillers. This one is called “Retribution” and like most it features a very straightforward story with a few late movie twists thrown in to give it a kick. These modestly budgeted creations have become a Neeson staple. You could almost designate them as a genre all their own and they usually find themselves a pretty accepting audience.

“Retribution” won’t go down as one of the better ones but it does hold your attention for its brisk 90 minutes. It’s based on the 2015 Spanish film “El Desconocido” and is adapted by director Nimród Antal and screenwriter Christopher Salmanpour. Unlike the more physically demanding movies in Neeson’s action-thriller catalog, “Retribution” doesn’t ask much of its 71-year-old star. The vast majority of his time is spent behind the wheel of a car. But there’s actually some good tension. Just not not enough of it to cover the more noticeable issues.

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Neeson plays Matt Turner, a financier living in Berlin with his wife Heather (Embeth Davidtz) and their two children, Zach (Jack Champion) and Emily (Lilly Aspell). Matt, along with his best friend and boss Anders (Matthew Modine) have made a lot of money managing hedge funds. But they’ve hit a bit of a skid lately and Anders has Matt working overtime to persuade investors to stay onboard.

Meanwhile at home, Matt’s preoccupation with work has made him a neglectful husband and father. He’s impervious to how it’s impacting his marriage and his lack of investment has hurt his relationship with his kids, especially the rebellious Zach. In an effort to help out (more out of obligation than conviction), Matt agrees to drive the kids to school. Boy did he pick a bad day to try to be a father!

While driving along in his classy black Mercedes SUV, Matt and the kids hear a strange ringtone from a phone they track to the vehicle’s console. The distorted voice on the other end warns him of a bomb under his seat that is pressure activated. If he attempts to get out of the car the bomb will detonate. Suddenly he finds himself at the mercy of a mad bomber who seems driven by his or her own mysterious motivations.

As expected the hazy picture quickly comes into focus, especially after revelations arise of slush funds, emergency collateral, and off-shore accounts. There also seems to be an attempt made to show Matt reconciling with his children and finally being the father he’s supposed to be as things unfold. Unfortunately the movie clumsily tips its hand and the ‘big twist’ turns out to be both predictable and silly.

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As for the family stuff, it turns out to be woefully underserved and never feels organic. Even worse is the inclusion of an upright police detective admirably played by Noma Dumezweni. She tries to be as convincing as possible, but the material paints her (and the police in general) as strikingly inept and laughably slow at getting anything done. It’s a thankless task for Dumezweni.

Neeson has a knack for making even the most middling of these action-thrillers at least somewhat entertaining. He does it again with “Retribution”, a movie with too many unmissable flaws to qualify as good, but with just enough of that tried-and-true Neeson formula to keep you involved. At least for one viewing. “Retribution” opens in theaters tomorrow (August 24th).

VERDICT – 2.5 STARS

New on Home Video: “The Flash” 4K UHD

Warner Bros. Home Entertainment is set to release “The Flash” on 4K UHD in a brand-new edition that will also include a digital copy of the film. The 2023 superhero feature from DC Studios faced an uphill battle due to COVID-19 delays, various post-production setbacks, and the film’s controversial star. Yet the movie delivered big action, good humor, and some terrific fan moments. Its self-referential style and open-armed embrace of nostalgia was icing on the cake. Read my full review of the film HERE.

This feature-filled 4K UHD version of “The Flash” will release on August 29th. See below for a full synopsis and release information.

Official Synopsis

Year: 2023

Runtime: 144 Minutes

Director: Andy Muschietti

Screenwriter: Christina Hodson

Cast: Ezra Miller, Sasha Calle, Michael Shannon, Ron Livingston, Maribel Verdú, Kiersey Clemons, Antje Traue, Michael Keaton, Jeremy Irons, Saoirse-Monica Jackson, Rudy Mancuso, Sanjeev Bhaskar

Rating: PG-13 for partial nudity, action sequences of Violence, some strong language

From the Studio:

Worlds collide in “The Flash” when Barry uses his superpowers to travel back in time in order to change the events of the past. But when his attempt to save his family inadvertently alters the future, Barry becomes trapped in a reality in which General Zod has returned, threatening annihilation, and there are no Super Heroes to turn to. That is, unless Barry can coax a very different Batman out of retirement and rescue an imprisoned Kryptonian… albeit not the one he’s looking for. Ultimately, to save the world that he is in and return to the future that he knows, Barry’s only hope is to race for his life. But will making the ultimate sacrifice be enough to reset the universe?

“The Flash” ensemble also includes rising star Sasha Calle, Michael Shannon, Ron Livingston, Maribel Verdú, Kiersey Clemons, Antje Traue and Michael Keaton. “The Flash” is produced by Barbara Muschietti and Michael Disco. The screenplay is by Christina Hodson, with a screen story by John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein and Joby Harold, based on characters from DC. The executive producers are Toby Emmerich, Walter Hamada, Galen Vaisman and Marianne Jenkins.

Bonus Features  

  • “The Flash: Escape the Midnight Circus” podcast – Six-part original scripted audio series featuring Max Greenfield as The Flash
  • The Flash: Escape the Midnight Circus Behind the Scenes
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Saving Supergirl – featurette
  • The Bat Chase – featurette
  • Battling Zod – featurette
  • Fighting Dark Flash – featurette
  • The Flash: The Saga of the Scarlett Speedster – featurette
  • Making the Flash: Worlds Collide – featurette
  • Let’s Get Nuts: Batman Returns, Again – featurette
  • Supergirl: Last Daughter of Krypton – featurette
  • Flashpoint: Introducing the Multiverse – featurette

First Glance: “Rebel Moon”

Fans of Zack Snyder have been waiting for a good glimpse at the filmmaker’s upcoming sci-fi action epic “Rebel Moon”. Netflix has granted their wishes with their brand-new teaser trailer. Of course Snyder has his social media detractors, many of them as feral (if not more so) than his most ardent supporters. Whatever. I’m really intrigued by this fresh original sandbox that Snyder creates, defines, and gets to play in.

Scheduled as the first film in an epic-sized two-parter, “Rebel Moon Part One: A Child of Fire” takes place in a universe under the rule of an oppressive government known as the Mother World and its power-mad leader, Regent Balisarius (Fra Fee). But when a peaceful colony on the moon of Veldt is threatened by Balisarius and his armies, an unexpected hero named Kora (Sofia Boutella) begins uniting the people to stand up against the Mother World. And she assembles a ragtag band of warriors to lead the charge.

The film features an electric cast that also includes Djimon Hounsou, Charlie Hunnam, Ray Fisher, Anthony Hopkins, Ed Skrein, Michiel Huisman, Doona Bae, Cary Elwes, Corey Stoll, Jena Malone, Staz Nair, E. Duffy, Charlotte Maggi, Cleopatra Coleman, and Sky Yang among others. The trailer shows off a truly incredible and fantastical world. The scope looks enormous with thrilling action, strange and imaginative creatures, and Snyder’s distinct visual style which is icing on the cake. I can’t wait.

“Rebel Moon Part One: A Child of Fire” premieres December 22nd on Netflix. Check out the trailer below and let me know if you’ll be seeing it or taking a pass.

REVIEW: “Hidden Strike” (2023)

I can honestly say that of all the possible team-ups for a new action buddy comedy, Jackie Chan and John Cena wasn’t a pairing that would have ever crossed my mind. Yet that’s what we get in “Hidden Strike”, a new Chinese-American produced film that recently debuted on Netflix. The movie is directed by former stuntman Scott Waugh who’s also helming “Expend4bles” (aka “Expendables 4”) set to come out later this year.

Unfortunately “Hidden Strike” doesn’t have enough to tide over anyone who might be looking forward to a new “Expendables” movie. It’s a stale and charmless misfire that’s funny in all the wrong ways. The CGI-heavy action is too preposterous to be even remotely thrilling, and the humor languishes thanks to the patently unfunny dialogue and the complete absence of comic chemistry between Chan and Cena (it’s telling when the end credits blooper reel is 10x funnier than anything in the actual movie).

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Not that story matters much, but it goes something like this. After repeated attacks by mercenaries on a Chinese-owned oil refinery in Iraq, ex-special forces soldier Luo Feng (Chan) and his team are sent to evacuate and escort the civilian employees and their families from the refinery to a safe zone. To do so they’ll have to travel the hilariously direct Highway of Death. A character actually tells us it’s “the most dangerous road in the country”, as if its goofy name didn’t make that abundantly clear.

Meanwhile former US Marine turned bighearted meathead Chris Van Home (Cena) has found a home in a small Iraqi village where he plays a lot with young orphaned children just to show us he’s a swell guy. The village has been in desperate need of water since a nearby dam was built and in order to get it flowing they need $100k. So Chris reluctantly agrees to help his injudicious mercenary brother Henry (Amadeus Serafini) on a job to earn some quick cash for his village.

It turns out Henry is working for an old acquaintance of Chris’ named Owen Paddock (Pilou Asbæk) and the job is to attack the convoy of civilians Luo Feng is escorting and kidnap a highly valued scientist. Chris quickly comes to realize he’s being used for nefarious purposes. But of course it takes one face-off between the film’s two stars before they realize they have a common enemy. And their only chance of taking that enemy down is by working together. Yeah teamwork!

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Aside from the swings and misses at humor and the incredibly bad lines of dialogue, the movie is hampered by several other blunders. For starters the performances are pretty dreadful, especially from Cena who isn’t the slightest bit convincing no matter what he’s doing on screen – fighting, joking, trying to show actual feeling. Nothing about the performance works. Then you have the story itself and its flimsy attempts at showing a human heartbeat. There is the half-baked tension between Luo Feng and his estranged daughter, Mei (Chunrui Ma). And then you have the scenes between Chris and Henry. None of them ring true.

I will say that even though the CGI is overused to the point of being almost cartoony, there is some artistry involved and Waugh, along with the digital effects team, create some eye-popping and undeniably fun shots and sequences. But the computer-generated bombast is hardly enough to cover the movie’s shallow script, bland performances, and the bone-dry chemistry between its two leads. “Hidden Strike” is now streaming on Netflix.

VERDICT – 1.5 STARS