REVIEW: “Heart Eyes” (2025)

For those moviegoers worried that we’re running short of psychopathic masked serial killers, fear not. “Heart Eyes” is here, a wild genre hybrid that mixes ingredients from sappy romantic comedies and blood-saturated slasher movies. It’s a gleefully self-aware date night cocktail that derives much of its enjoyment through its giddy embrace of numerous genre tropes. To put it simply, director Josh Ruben knows and delivers on his assignment.

Ruben, along with screenwriters Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon and Michael Kennedy, fashion a movie so in tune with its own silliness that you can’t help but get onboard. You’ll laugh at the goofy gags and abject absurdity as much as you’ll recoil at the jolting violence and gruesome gore. But most surprising is how a movie that is both a romcom parody and a shameless splatterfest can be this shrewdly scripted and devilishly charming.

Olivia Holt is sturdy and committed playing Ally, a twenty-something former med student who now works as a Seattle marketing executive. Things aren’t going well at work following a bad ad pitch and now her tyrannical boss (Michaela Watkins) is threatening to fire her. Meanwhile her love life isn’t much better. Ally recently broke up with her boyfriend, but she can’t quite stalking his social media accounts.

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Elsewhere, news reports tell of a bloodthirsting maniac on the loose in Seattle. The media has dubbed him the “Heart Eyes Killer” and for obvious reasons – he wears a crude leather mask with two hearts for eyeholes. He targets random cities for his annual Valentine’s Day killing sprees, hunting and slaughtering romantic couples for reasons that (of course) will eventually come to light in the final act. First it was Boston, then Philly, and now it’s Seattle.

Ally’s boss demands she redo her ad campaign and pairs her with a hunky hotshot named Jay (Mason Gooding). Following a rather unpleasant working dinner, Ally spots her former beau outside of the restaurant with his new girlfriend. In an impulsive move, she plants a kiss on Jay in hopes of making her ex jealous. But she inadvertently gets the attention of Heart Eyes who’s watching from the bushes.

The killer mistakes Ally and Jay for a couple and makes them the focus of his Valentine’s evening festivities, chasing the two around the city and butchering anyone who happens to get in his way. One of my favorite running gags involve the two repeatedly trying to convince Heart Eyes that they are not together. Yet in classic romcom fashion, that changes over the course of the night as Ally and Jay get a little closer with every near-death encounter.

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As you watch “Heart Eyes”, romcom and slasher tropes are scattered like Easter eggs and spotting them is a big part of the fun. The swell of sappy love songs, the aggressively awkward meet-cute, the jabbering best friend (Gigi Zumbado). On the other side you get the slow walking but always present killer, an array of hapless victims, bumbling police officers (played by Jordana Brewster and Devon Sawa) who are no help at all. This just scratches the surface of what you’ll find.

“Heart Eyes” is a mashup in its truest form. It artfully combines the well established frameworks of romantic comedies and slasher movies into one wildly entertaining confection. To no surprise its story is a little shallow, and the end reveal isn’t all that satisfying. But Holt and Gooding make for a likable and root-worthy duo while Heart Eyes is an especially brutal killer, using a variety of weaponry to deliver some truly creative carnage.

Again, the filmmakers know what kind of movie they’re making. Ruben and company have clearly watched a number of romcoms and they possess an obvious love the slasher genre. Now sprinkle in an assortment of well-timed and genuinely funny jokes and you have “Heart Eyes”, a movie that knows its target audience and is happy to feed them exactly what they’re hungry for. “Heart Eyes” opens in theaters today.

VERDICT – 3.5 STARS

REVIEW: “Inheritance” (2025)

Phoebe Dynevor turned a lot of heads (including my own) in 2023’s “Fair Play”. She follows that gripping psychological thriller with the espionage thriller, “Inheritance”. Her latest is directed and co-written by Neil Burger who takes Dynevor on a globetrotting adventure, making stops at such signature world cities as New York City, Cairo, Delhi, and Seoul. But it’s the creativity at the heart of the filmmaking that sets the movie apart.

The story of “Inheritance” (co-written by Burger and novelist Olen Steinhauer) doesn’t break any new ground. But while its plot might feel a bit familiar, it turns out to have a little more substance than you might think. The somewhat conventional espionage movie beats share space with a heartfelt story about a young woman vulnerable from grief, letting her guard down in hopes of reconnecting with her estranged father.

But what stands out most is Burger’s guerrilla filmmaking and more specifically his experimental approach to shooting. “Inheritance” was shot entirely on a handheld iPhone with no gimbal and no external lenses. There were no boom operators, just wired lavalier microphones, and there was no special lighting. It all gives the movie an impressive vérité style as Burger puts aside traditional film vocabulary and goes with what he has called a “stolen aesthetic”. By that he means he had astonishing access to shoot unnoticed, whether on commercial airplanes, going through customs, or down crowded city streets.

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This isn’t the first movie to be shot on an iPhone. But while others have been noticeably contained, “Inheritance” is the first to make a sprawling international feature. Dodging restrictions and permits, there’s almost an anxiety in the filmmaking which feeds the tension in its story. Then there’s the sheer visual craftsmanship which impresses on many levels. It’s more than a gimmick. It’s a storytelling tool that’s crucial to the immersion. At the same time you’ll find yourself struck by what Burger, DP Jackson Hunt, and editor Nick Carew are able to accomplish.

Dynevor plays Maya, a morose young woman processing the recent death of her mother. At the funeral, she and her sister Jess (Kersti Bryan) are shocked by the appearance of their estranged father, Sam (Rhys Ifans) who they haven’t seen in years. He immediately tries reconnecting with Maya, desperately hoping to make up for running out on them. Her instincts tell her not to trust him. But the pain of spending nine months watching her mother die leaves her open to giving her one remaining parent a second chance.

Sam works as a high-end international real estate broker and he offers Maya a job as his assistant. Despite her sister urging otherwise, Maya agrees to go to work for her father and the two fly off the Egypt. Burger does a good job arousing our suspicions but he leaves things vague enough to keep us guessing. What is Sam up to? What are his intentions? Are we overthinking his actions or is something more devious at work? It doesn’t take Maya long to wonder herself starting with the discovery that Sam is travelling under an alias.

But things really escalate when Maya and her father meet for dinner in Cairo. After he steps away to take a call, her phone rings. On the other end is Sam who her tells her to grab his iPad and quickly leave the restaurant. As she hurries out several police cars speed up and officers pour into the building. Her phone rings again and it’s Sam who informs her that he has been kidnapped.

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Through a series of events Maya learns that her father has been kidnapped. And he needs her to retrieve something in India or his captor will kill him. So our protagonist is left with a decision – does she put herself in danger and help her father or does she take her sister’s advice and catch the first flight back to New York? Well, as you can probably guess, Maya chooses to help her dad in hopes of saving their newfound father-daughter reunion.

Dynevor is a terrific anchor. It’s clear from the very start that Maya is no superspy. She has no “particular set of skills” and she quickly finds herself in way over her head. Through Dynevor’s performance Maya’s fear, nervousness, and paranoia remains convincing to the point of being palpable. But the actress also conveys grit and fortitude which gives her character the drive to face what’s in front of her.

Once again, parts of “Inheritance” stick pretty close to the usual spy movie formula. Yet it offers no shortage of surprises both in its storytelling and its craft. Dynevor once again serves as a strong lead while a cryptic Ifans shows remarkable restraint. And then there’s the impromptu style and kinetic aesthetic which vividly captures exotic cultures one minute and thrills us with a wild motorcycle chase the next. Together it all helps make “Inheritance” a nice early year surprise.

VERDICT – 4 STARS

FIRST GLANCE: “Jurassic World Rebirth”

Studios are ramping up promotion for their big summer blockbusters. Yesterday it was Disney and Marvel Studios teasing The Fantastic Four. Today it’s Universal Studios releasing the first full trailer for “Jurassic World Rebirth”, the seventh feature film in the Jurassic Park franchise. While the previous two films made a lot of money, they left a lot to be desired. Thankfully “Rebirth” gives us reasons to be optimistic starting with the first trailer.

“Rebirth” is a standalone sequel to 2022’s “Jurassic World Dominion”. It’s story takes place five years after “Dominion” and follows a top-secret mission back to the island of Jurassic Park. Team leader Duncan Kincaid (Mahershala Ali), Covert Operative Zora Bennett (Scarlett Johansson), and paleontologist Henry Loomis (Jonathan Bailey) are among the group searching for DNA that can be used in a number of medical cures. Of course they find much more than they bargained for mostly in the form a dangerous mutated dinosaurs.

The cast is a good one and helps make the film intriguing. But what excites me most is Gareth Edwards directing. He has delivered big with each of his last three films, “Godzilla” (2014), “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” (2016), and “The Creator” (2023). After seeing the new trailer, there’s no reason to believe he won’t deliver once again.

“Jurassic World Rebirth” tromps into theaters on July 2nd. Check out the trailer below and let me know if you’ll be seeing it or taking a pass.

First Glance: “The Fantastic Four: First Steps”

It should go without saying that the existence of superhero fatigue is a real thing. The question is how far has it gotten? Many believe a good barometer with be Marvel’s upcoming film “The Fantastic Four: First Steps”. The feature will bring Marvel’s first family into the MCU for the first time although exactly how remains somewhat of a mystery. Today Marvel Studios released their first teaser trailer and what we see seems to capture the spirit of the early source material while differing in some notable ways.

Fitting for the team’s 1961 comic book debut, the story is set on a 1960s retro-futuristic alternate earth (different than the MCU’s mainline universe). In the trailer it appears that the Fantastic Four (Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn and Ebon Moss-Bachrach) are already established in their world with the story referencing their origins rather than retelling them. Everyone gets to showcase their powers with the odd exception of Reed Richards, and we get a brief glimpse of the film’s antagonist, Galactus (voiced by the great Ralph Ineson).

It’s an interesting teaser with the aesthetic being the real highlight. But it doesn’t move the needle much for me. In some ways the whole multiverse concept still feels like a crutch and so far the returns have been pretty underwhelming. But as a fan of the Fantastic Four and of some of the casting, I’m curious to seeing where Marvel takes the characters and the audience.

“The Fantastic Four: First Steps” releases in theaters July 25th. Check out the trailer below and let me know if you’ll be seeing it or taking a pass.

New Home on Home Video: “Juror #2” on Blu-ray + Digital

Warner Bros. Home Entertainment has announced the release of “Juror #2” on home video. Much controversy surrounded the release of the legal thriller and not because of anything relating specifically to the movie itself. It was due to the decision to skip theaters and send what may be director Clint Eastwood’s final film straight to streaming. But now this captivating feature will be available to own and it’s absolutely worth it. (Read my review of the film HERE).

This Blu-ray edition of “Juror #2” includes a digital copy and will be available to purchase on February 4th. See below for a full synopsis and release info including a list of special features.

About the Film:

Year: 2024

Runtime: 113 Minutes

Directors: Clint Eastwood

Screenwriters: Jonathan Abrams

Cast: Nicholas Hoult, Toni Collette, J.K. Simmons, Chris Messina, Zoey Deutch, Keifer Sutherland, Cedric Yarbrough, Leslie Bibb, Amy Aquino, Adrienne C. Moore, Francesca Eastwood

Rating: PG-13

“Juror #2” follows family man Justin Kemp (Hoult) who, while serving as a juror in a high-profile murder trial, finds himself struggling with a serious moral dilemma…one he could use to sway the jury verdict and potentially convict—or free—the accused killer.

Academy Award winner Eastwood directs from a screenplay by Jonathan Abrams (“Escape Plan”).  The film is produced by Eastwood, Tim Moore, Jessica Meier, Adam Goodman and Matt Skiena, and executive produced by David M. Bernstein, Ellen Goldsmith-Vein, Jeremy Bell.

Eastwood’s creative team includes such frequent collaborators as director of photography Yves Bélanger, production designer Ron Reiss, Oscar-winning editor Joel Cox (“Unforgiven”) and editor David Cox, BAFTA-nominated costume designer Deborah Hopper (“Changeling”); Mark Mancina created the original score.

REVIEW: “One of Them Days” (2025)

Dreux and Alyssa are best friends and roommates who are in a pickle and need money fast in “One of Them Days”, a female buddy comedy from first-time feature film director Lawrence Lamont. Even more, the script is from first-time feature screenwriter Syreeta Singleton. What’s best is that despite their film’s flaws, you get the sense you’re seeing two emerging filmmakers with big things ahead of them.

“One of Them Days” gets a lot of its comic energy from its terrific cast. Keke Palmer plays Dreux and SZA plays Alyssa and both share a fun chemistry that is essential to making the movie work. Dreux is a hardworking waitress who’s about to interview for a franchise manager position. Alyssa is a talented and aspiring artist who is struggling to get her work noticed. The pair share a Los Angeles apartment with Alyssa’s deadbeat sneaker-obsessed boyfriend, Keshawn (Joshua Neal).

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Dreux and Alyssa find themselves in trouble after Keshawn takes their rent money and disappears. They plead for more time, but their impatient landlord (Rizi Timane) only gives them nine hours to pay their rent or they will be evicted. This sets the best buddies on a whirlwind adventure across town that starts with finding Keshawn. To no surprise, they discover he has blown their money which means they need some way to make $1500 before 6PM or they’ll be out on the streets.

“One of Them Days” is highlighted by an entertaining collection of supporting characters, from the other tenants in Dreux and Alyssa’s apartment complex to the colorful variety of people they meet across town. Some add hilarious sparks including an obnoxious loan officer, Kathy (Keyla Monterroso Mejia), a pseudo street prophet, Lucky (Katt Williams), and their oblivious white neighbor, Bethany (Maude Apatow). But others can be overcranked to the point of being one-note caricatures.

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As far as the humor, the film delivers some legitimate laugh-out-loud gags and there are funny lines scattered throughout the dialogue. At the same time not everything works, most notably some cringe-worthy raunch and a few instances of slapstick that falls flat. But Palmer and SZA keep the comedy anchored and afloat. Either individually or together, they both are well-calibrated for what the filmmakers are going for.

The movie is almost undone by an over the top final act and an ending that’s way too tidy. It’s unfortunate and a bit deflating, but it doesn’t fully undo the better parts that come before it. And it doesn’t undermine how good Palmer and SZA are or how much promise is shown from Lamont and Singleton – two legitimate up-and-comers worth keeping your eye on.

VERDICT – 3 STARS