REVIEW: “Red One” (2024)

When done well, a trailer can play a big part in building anticipation for an upcoming movie. It’s equally true that a bad trailer can squash any excitement you may have for the film it’s promoting. Sadly the latter is true for “Red One”, a $250 million Christmas themed action-adventure-comedy that looked significantly cheaper in its trailers. But if anyone could overcome rough first impressions it’s Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, and JK Simmons, right?……..right?

Well, not exactly. “Red One” starts off promising and has some original ideas of its own. But most of its potential is quickly smothered out by the overall uninteresting story, uneven dialogue, and an endless parade of unimpressive digital effects that fall well below the quality you would expect from a $250 million movie. Worst of all, “Red One” seems to have an identity crisis. It clearly wants to be a kid-pleaser. But there’s enough profanity and violence to rule out smaller children. And it’s far too silly for adults. So who is it for?

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Director Jake Kasdan (whose movies range from “Sex Tape” to the Jumanji sequels) and screenwriter Chris Morgan (the Fast & Furious franchise) incorporate and expand on well-known Christmas mythology. They also create a lot of their own – too much in fact. Kasdan and Morgan may earn points for imagination, but none of their additions help make “Red One” any more memorable. And no matter how hard they try (and they really try), nothing they do is able to generate the Christmas cheer they’re going for.

Johnson plays Callum Drift, the commander of the North Pole’s security force known as E.L.F. (Enforcement Logistics and Fortification). For decades Callum has served as chief protector and close friend of Santa Clause (Simmons). But he’s grown disillusioned with the state of humanity. When news breaks that for the first time in history there are more people on the Naughty List than the Nice List, Callum decides to retire after Santa’s upcoming Christmas Eve run.

But his retirement plans are put on hold after a black ops squad infiltrates the North Pole’s defenses and kidnaps Santa on the day before Christmas Eve. Callum contacts Zoe Harlow (Lucy Liu), the director of M.O.R.A (Mythological Oversight and Restoration Authority) whose resources lead them to Jack O’Malley (Evans), a dark web bounty hunter and hacker who also happens to be a “Level 4 Naughty Lister” (*gasp*).

After learning Jack inadvertently led the soldiers to Santa, they recruit him to help track down the mysterious person who hired him. After a numbing battle with giant snowmen on an Aruba beach and a Nick Kroll appearance that quite literally goes nowhere, it’s revealed that the culprit behind it all is Grýla, the Christmas witch (Kiernan Shipka). She’s intent on ridding the world of everyone on the Naughty List by imprisoning them in magic snow globes. And she needs Santa’s magic to do it.

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Kasdan and Morgan at least make an effort to inject a heartbeat amid all the big budget dressing. The crude and irresponsible Jack attempts to reconcile with his son. Callum looks to find his Christmas spirit. But none of it comes across as authentic. And that’s the biggest problem with “Red One” as a whole. It all feels like a big studio project plucked right off the assembly line. And no amount of star-power or big screen charisma is able to overcome that.

To be fair, the story does pack a few laughs and there is some decent buddy-movie chemistry between Johnson and Evans. But the film can also wear you down. Look no further than a grueling tavern scene where Callum and Jack duke it out with Krampus (Kristofer Hivju), Santa’s estranged brother and Grýla’s former lover (yep, you read that right). In the end, a lot less of that and more humanity would have made “Red One” a much better movie.

VERDICT – 2 STARS

New on Home Video: “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” on 4K Ultra HD + Digital Code

Warner Bros. Discovery Home Entertainment is releasing “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” on home video in a terrific 4K Ultra HD edition complete with over two hours of special features. In 1988 director Tim Burton and star Michael Keaton came together to create the hilariously enigmatic “ghost with the most”, Beetlejuice. They reunite in the fittingly named “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice”, a terrific sequel that also features Winona Ryder, Catherine O’Hara, Jenna Ortega, Willem Dafoe, Justin Theroux, Monica Bellucci, and Arthur Conti. Read my full film review [HERE].

This 4K Ultra HD edition of “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” includes a digital copy and will be available to purchase on November 19th. See below for a full synopsis and release info including a list of special features.

About the Film:

Year: 2024

Runtime: 104 Minutes

Directors: Tim Burton

Screenwriters: Alfred Gough & Miles Millar

Cast: Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Catherine O’Hara, Jenna Ortega, Willem Dafoe, Justin Theroux, Monica Bellucci, Arthur Conti, Burn Gorman, Santiago Cabrera.

Rating: PG-13 for violent content, macabre and bloody images, strong language, some suggestive material and brief drug use

Beetlejuice is back!  Oscar-nominated, singular creative visionary Tim Burton and Oscar nominee and star Michael Keaton reunite for “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” the long-awaited sequel to Burton’s award-winning Beetlejuice. “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” debuts for purchase and rental Digitally at home on October 8.

Keaton returns to his iconic role alongside Oscar nominee Winona Ryder (Stranger Things, Little Women) as Lydia Deetz and two-time Emmy winner Catherine O’Hara (Schitt’s Creek, The Nightmare Before Christmas) as Delia Deetz, with new cast members Justin Theroux (Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi, The Leftovers), Monica Bellucci (Spectre, The Matrix films), Arthur Conti (House of the Dragon) in his feature film debut, with Emmy nominee Jenna Ortega (Wednesday, Scream VI) as Lydia’s daughter, Astrid, and Oscar nominee Willem Dafoe (Poor Things, At Eternity’s Gate).

Special Features:

Digital Ownership, 4K UHD and Blu-ray contain the following special features:  

  • “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” Commentary by director Tim Burton
  • The Juice is Loose! The Making of “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice”.
  • The Ghost with the Most: Beetlejuice Returns
  • Meet the Deetz
  • Handbook for the Recently Deceased
  • Shrinkers, Shrinkers Everywhere!
  • An Animated Afterlife: The Stop-Motion Art of “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
  • ‘Til Death Do Us Park

REVIEW: “Heretic” (2024)

Psychological horror and Hugh Grant. Now that’s a combination I couldn’t possibly turn down. It also happens to be the recipe for one of the year’s most intriguing movies. In “Heretic” Grant plays a suave and mannered Englishman who lures two young Mormon missionaries into a harrowing game of cat-and-mouse. It’s a juicy role custom-made for this second phase of Grant’s exceptional acting career.

“Heretic” comes from the writer-director duo of Scott Beck and Bryan Woods whose last film was 2023’s underrated science-fiction thriller “65”. “Heretic” is a much different movie. It’s a frightening examination of belief or (depending on your perspective) unbelief. We’ve seen countless horror movies centered around religious fanatics who wield their “faith” in all sorts of dark nefarious ways. Beck and Woods flip the script leading to something strikingly fresh yet equally chilling.

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“Heretic” opens by introducing us to two twentysomething missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. There’s the devout Sister Paxton (Chloe East) and the slightly more worldly Sister Barnes (Sophie Thatcher). The pair venture to a house on the outskirts of town in response to a request for more information about the church. As a storm begins brewing the two girls rap on the front door and soon greeted by Mr. Reed (Grant), a cheerful Brit with a skeptical interest in religion.

Mr. Reed invites the girl to come in out of the weather to which they politely decline, telling him they’re not allowed to come inside unless another woman is present. He informs them his wife is in the kitchen tending to a freshly baked pie which is enough to convince them. Obviously it’s a bad idea – we know it immediately. But Grant’s infectious natural charm is such that even we can feel the tug of persuasion with each playful smile and kindly word.

As the three have a seat in the living room, the girls begin their well-rehearsed presentation. But Mr. Reed cordially interrupts with a variety of questions of his own, some about church history and Mormon doctrine, others about things as simple yet intentional as favorite fast food restaurants. It’s a fascinating exchange that slowly begins to reveal Mr. Reed’s (and the movie’s) more sinister intentions.

I wouldn’t dare reveal much more. As mentioned above, their genial conversation turns into a psychological game of cat-and-mouse before eventually giving way to an even darker and nastier third act. Sister Paxton and Sister Barnes are forced to navigate the thorny ground of belief versus disbelief if they are to make it out of Mr. Reed’s labyrinthine house alive.

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While the final 20 minutes or so takes a slightly more traditional horror movie form, “Heretic” never loses its welcomed originality or simmering sense of dread. The smart and crafty script is one of the year’s best, tackling the themes of faith and skepticism while also diving into the subject of extreme obsession.

While “Heretic” is well-written and well-directed, it’s the performances that may be its ace in the hole. Grant is the standout, juggling effortless charm with unnerving sadism to deliver some of the year’s best work. He’s also devilishly funny, even hitting us with a Jar Jar Binks impression none of us knew we wanted. But East and Thatcher hold their own, heightening the stakes by effectively conveying both innocence and dread. All three are terrific and are crucial threads in the terrifying web Beck and Woods have spun.

VERDICT – 4 STARS

First Glance: “Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning”

I can say without an ounce of hesitation that the Mission: Impossible film series has become one of best action franchise in (wait for it…..) movie history. No exageration…no hyperbole. The first film released nearly thirty years ago with a 34-year-old Tom Cruise beginning his run as spy extraordinaire Ethan Hunt. In recent years the series has only gotten better and today we received the first trailer for the eighth (and possibly final???) M:I adventure.

M:I 8 comes with the tag “The Final Reckoning” which leans into the idea that this may be the last ride. The trailer follows a long line of great Mission: Impossible trailers, teasing us with big moments and showing a collection of familiar faces that over the years we’ve grown to love. Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Hayley Atwell, Vanessa Kirby, Esai Morales, and Henry Czerny are just some of the names returning in what is sure to be one of the biggest movie events of 2025.

“Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning” opens in theaters May 23, 2025. Check out the trailer below and let me know if you’ll be seeing it or taking a pass.

REVIEW: “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” (2024)

I personally enjoy Christmas movies. Old ones, new ones, serious ones, silly ones – there is a wide variety that my family and I watch each year. But they only really resonate with me during the Christmas season. For me that starts in earnest on the day after Thanksgiving. So watching and reviewing a new Christmas movie outside of those silly self-imposed parameters is a risky prospect.

But a big tip of the toboggan to “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever”, a genuinely funny and uplifting holiday dramedy from director Dallas Jenkins. Written for the screen by the trio of Ryan Swanson, Platte Clark, and Darin McDaniel, this big-hearted family-friendly feature is an adaptation of Barbara Robinson’s beloved 1972 children’s novel of the same name. And what can I say – it has all the makings of a new perennial Christmastime favorite.

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“The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” uses a similar framework as the beloved yuletide classic “A Christmas Story”. It features a narrator sharing a meaningful story from their childhood. But instead of the bespectacled Ralphie, here it’s young Beth Bradley (Molly Belle Wright) who lives with her mother Grace (a terrific Judy Greer), her dad Bob (Pete Holmes), and her kid brother Charlie (Sebastian Billingsley-Rodriguez) in the cozy little town of Emmanuel.

Emmanuel is perhaps best known for two things: their annual Christmas pageant which is about to celebrate its 75th anniversary, and the Herdman kids – unruly terrors from the proverbial other side of the tracks who are known to lie, fight, bully, cuss, steal, and occasionally set a fire or two around town. Needless to say, everybody in Emmanuel knows the six rowdy Herdmans – Ralph, Leroy, Claude, Ollie, Gladys, and their tough-as-leather leader Imogene.

Everyone is anticipating this year’s pageant to be the biggest one ever. But things take a turn after its long-time organizer and director, the stern Mrs. Armstrong (Mariam Bernstein) takes a spill and breaks both her legs. With no one stepping up to take the reins, Grace volunteers to head this year’s pageant. It’s a noble undertaking that proves to be more challenging than she ever expected.

As Grace holds her first casting meeting at the local church, she’s shocked by the sudden appearance of the Herdmans who stake their claims on the Nativity’s biggest roles while daring any of the other kids to try out. The rough and gruff Imogene is expressly intent on playing Mary which raises the ire of several other parents. So Grace finds herself in a pickle. Does she let the unchurched Herdmans participate and risk ruining the biggest Christmas pageant in its 75-year history? Or does she take the safe route and replace them, losing the true meaning of the season in the process?

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It’s not too hard to figure out where things go, especially considering movies like this tend to follow similar paths. And you’ll spot several well-worn Christmas tropes scattered around. Yet “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” maintains an irresistible charm and a heartfelt sincerity that never turns saccharine. It’s also consistently funny and surprisingly self-aware. And while it clearly has something to say, it doesn’t beat anyone over the head. Instead, its message flows naturally throughout the story, from its playful opening to its affecting finish.

“The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” turns out to be a bona fide delight that’s sure to warm the heart of the jolliest elf or the most hardened Grinch. A perfectly tuned Judy Greer is a treat while Beatrice Schneider as Imogene is a revelation. They’re joined by a fun and festive ensemble who help make this holiday feature one of the most joyous surprises of 2024. “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” is in theaters now.

VERDICT – 4 STARS

REVIEW: “Anora” (2024)

Sean Baker’s “Anora” premiered with a bang, winning the prestigious Palme d’Or at this year’s Cannes Film Festival. Surprisingly it’s the first American film to do so since Terrence Malick’s sublime 2011 masterpiece “The Tree of Life”. Unfortunately “Anora” falls well short of that lofty masterpiece status. Instead it’s a draining exercise in indulgent filmmaking that puts its focus on most of the wrong things.

“Anora” sees Baker gravitating towards the same problems that plagued his previous feature, 2021’s “Red Rocket”. His films set out to be raw, gloss-free windows into overlooked American subcultures and that’s a good thing. But too often his tawdry obsessions come at the expense of much-needed attention to his characters and/or their relationships. Never has that been more true than in “Anora” – one of the loudest and longest 140 minutes you’ll endure.

“Anora” is a blaring example of what a lack of restraint can do to a movie. Baker’s inability to know when to ease off the gas and let his characters breathe becomes one of the film’s biggest problems. We’re left with surface-level treatments rather than any meaningful development. And good luck finding an emotional core amid the endless yelling, constant arguing, and (at times) brain-melting dialogue.

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The film’s star Mikey Madison is the biggest victim playing Anora, a 23-year-old lap dancer at a high-end New York City strip club. Much like Emma Stone for Yorgos Lanthimos, Madison lays bare and fully commits to her male director’s vision. But despite routinely stripping down and screaming on demand, Baker never gives her the material she needs to stretch her role beyond rank exhibitionism. Yet in a weird way it fits with the aggressive amorality of Baker’s crass and cranked-up world.

Madison’s Anora, who goes by Ani, works at Club HQ making her money fulfilling the 15-minute fantasies of her diverse clientele. One evening she dances for a rich and pampered young Russian named Vanya (Mark Eidelshtein) – an easy frontrunner for the most obnoxious movie character of the year. He’s immediately attracted to Ani, showering her with C-notes and inviting her to his family’s modernistic mansion for some sex work on the side. It’s a proposition Ani happily accepts.

Ani is framed as a savvy young woman who understands the ins-and-outs of the game she plays. She uses manipulation like a scalpel, shrewdly seducing customers by catering to their desires for her own self-interests. But her supposed agency and acumen are unintentionally undermined by her relationship with Vanya. Her tough and confident persona takes a “Pretty Woman” turn after she accepts $15,000 to be his girlfriend for a week.

Following six days of rampant sex, drugs, and partying (which Baker numbingly depicts for what seems like an eternity), Ani and Vanya fly to Vegas on a whim and get married. Nothing about their sudden nuptials makes sense mostly because the pair spend too much time in a haze of debauchery to develop any believable emotional attachment.

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Or maybe Ani is just in it for the money. But that makes us question everything we thought we knew about her. How could she not see through the patently flighty and profligate Vanya? We certainly can. The problem is we don’t really know because so much screentime is wasted on superfluous things that we never get a good sense of Ani’s true feelings, sensibilities, or even her motivations.

In reality the marriage is little more than a device used to turn the second act of “Anora” into a half-baked screwball romp across New York City. After word of Vanya’s exploits reaches his wealthy parents back in Russia, they send their son’s Brooklyn-based handler, Toros (Karren Karagulian) and his two bumbling goons, Igor (Yuriy Borisov) and Garnick (Vache Tovmasyan) to get the marriage annulled. But once they arrive at the family estate Vanya splits, leaving the angry Ani to join the three inept tough guys in their citywide search for him.

As “Anora” takes its dramatic turn it only gets more narratively and tonally chaotic. The one consistent throughline is the incessant yelling, ranting and raving which is so prevalent that it feels like a running joke I must not get. Meanwhile the world Baker recreates has a striking air of accuracy due to his choice to shoot on location. It’s too bad his characters don’t possess the same authenticity. Instead they find themselves trapped within a proudly profane yet frustratingly hollow construct that gives the appearance of something raw and dazzling but is actually a repetitive and exhausting grind.

VERDICT – 1.5 STARS