Know Your Movies – Three Hints, One Guess

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It can’t only be reviews, Phenomenal 5 lists, and commentaries, right? Know Your Movies is all about having fun. Here’s how it works: I’ll share a still shot from a movie. It can be extremely serious or completely absurd. After that I’ll provide you with three hints. The rest is up to you. Hop on the comments section and share your guess as well as any thoughts you have on the movie, actor/actress, or the scene. It should be a blast.

I thought it would fun to start this feature off with something totally absurd. Here’s the shot. Three hints will follow.

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Yes, that’s Gary Busey in drag!

Hint 1: Released in 1992

Hint 2: It was the first film of a series

Hint 3: Has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 75%

Now head to the comments and share your guess. Would also love to hear your thoughts on the film, the scene, or anything else. The correct answer will be announced first on my Twitter feed (@KeithandMovies for those who want to follow).

5 Phenomenal Actors Who Are Shorter Than You May Think

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To start off, this isn’t an indictment on anyone’s height. In fact you can make a good case that there are a lot more men across the globe who are under 6’0 than over. So take this for what it is – a meaningless but fun Phenomenal 5. And it’s more about how Hollywood has framed them in their movies versus reality.

It’s funny, whenever this conversation pops up, Tom Cruise at 5’7 is often first mentioned. For that reason I’m leaving him off this list. Instead I’m looking at five other actors whose height may surprise you! Cruise may be the poster boy (and occasional punching bag) for shorter actors, but the five I’m listing are solid on screen and are known movie tough guys to boot. Now there are plenty of actors that fall into this category so this isn’t the definitive list. But these are five pretty phenomenal choices.

#5 – JASON STATHAM (5’9)

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Jason Statham has steadily grown as an actor. And he’s probably the baddest buttkicker on this list. But it may surprise you to find that he’s shorter than some think standing at 5’9. But don’t let that fool you. Throughout his movie catalog, Statham has shown that height isn’t everything. In fact, I would call this martial arts guru one of the most charismatic and exciting action movie stars to come along in ages. He jumps, he kicks, he punches, he flips. And think about this – he does it all while only two inches taller than the singled out Mr. Cruise.

#4 – JEREMY RENNER (5’8)

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Now I have heard a couple of references to Jeremy Renner’s height but overall it goes unnoticed. In fact, hearing that he’s only 5’8 may surprise some people especially considering the many tough roles he has taken on. He’s played a U.S. soldier teetering on the edge, a Marvel superhero, a tough as nails Boston criminal, and an on-the-run hitman. Yet you would never recognize his smaller size in any of his performances. Renner is someone who often flies under the radar, but I’m drawn to anything he’s in.

#3 – JAVIER BARDEM (5’11)

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Perhaps my biggest surprise in putting this list together came when I found out that Javier Bardem is 5 foot and 11 inches tall. Again, that’s not what I would call “short”. But when you look at him on screen he’s usually depicted as a looming presence. In “No Country for Old Men” his creepy, brutal Anton Chigurh character came across as a large and menacing force. And in his role as a psychotic James Bond villain his smaller size is never hinted at. Who knew?

#2 – TOM HARDY (5’9)

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Tom Hardy is one of my favorite current-day actors so his shorter size was well known to me. But some may not realize that the man who played the huge hulking DC Comics villain Bane is only 5’9. But his tough guy roles don’t stop there. He’s also played a hard-nosed Prohibition era bootlegger and a brutish mixed martial arts fighter. When Hardy bulks up for a role he really bulks up and his muscle mass does a lot to conceal his smaller frame. But the main thing to me is that he remains a phenomenal actor.

#1 – AL PACINO (5’6)

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Al Pacino has been around long enough that his height may not surprise many. But he’s still a prime example of how a tough guy actor’s size can go completely unnoticed. And Al Pacino certainly qualifies as a tough guy. From mob boss to drug lord to police detective, Pacino has played each role with a realistic toughness that few others can bring. And regardless of the role, his stature is lost due to his fantastic performances and larger than life characters. So if you think about it, Cruise shares the same height with a true screen legend and an unquestionable tough guy. So maybe Tom isn’t so short after all.

So there they are. What do you think of the list? Do you know of another great actor who would fall into the “short” category? Please take time to share your comments below.

REVIEW: “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”

Austin powers posterIt was 1997 when the wacky Mike Myers concoction known as Austin Powers hit the big screen. I still remember the large number of people talking about the movie and quoting it’s numerous lines. Yet, for one reason or another, I never took time to check it out even though it was really popular. Well that has changed and now I’ve seen “Austin Powers: International Man of History” but I wouldn’t say my movie watching life is the better for it.

Saturday Night Live alumnus Mike Myers created his Austin Powers character as a spoof of popular spy movies most notably the earlier James Bond pictures. It begins with a brief scene in 1967 of Austin trying to take out his arch nemesis Dr. Evil (also Myers). Dr. Evil escapes by jettisoning into space and placing himself into a cryosleep. For weird reasons unknown, Austin has himself cryogenically frozen only to be brought back if Dr. Evil resurfaces. Wouldn’t you know it, he does return 30 years later and Austin is brought back to hunt him down again.

The movie goofs around with several familiar gimmicks but its main thing is Austin as a man out of time. He was a big player in the days of free love and excess. The problem is, that brand of chauvinistic hedonism doesn’t sit too well in 1997. Dr. Evil also runs into his share of complications due to the changes in the world since his departure. Now there are some funny bits scattered throughout all of this and it’s politically incorrect silliness can be amusing. But it is the film’s bread and butter and quite honestly it grew tiring after a while. The culture shock angle is a big focus and how much you like the film may depend on how long you can stay with that.

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And if course there is Myers’ ludicrous antics and appearance. Sporting ridiculously bad teeth, a flowing mane of chest hair, and outfits that I don’t believe any normal person wore in the late 60’s, Myers clowns around with goofy poses and dialogue loaded with corny lines and overused innuendo. Now to be fair it’s all played as absurd and it certainly is that. But after a small dose it can be a bit taxing. Dr. Evil has some of the film’s funnier moments particular when his genetically created son Scott (Seth Green) appears. But even he grows old after a while. Perhaps the best thing about the film is watching the beautiful Elizabeth Hurley. I’m not saying she or her character is great, but watching her certainly made digesting everything else a little easier.

I know this film has its share of fans. I just can’t be counted among them and I can’t see myself checking out the sequels. Again, the movie does have its moments but most of them are drowned out by repetitious gags that quite frankly grew old. I spent most of the film stone-faced and that’s just not the reaction I’m looking for from a comedy. I certainly don’t begrudge anyone for liking it since comedy is so subjective. But I can think of a ton of other comedies I’ll be checking out before I watch this one again.

VERDICT – 2 STARS

REVIEW: “Star Wars”

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I can’t imagine that George Lucas ever thought that his 1977 science fiction epic would give birth to five sequels/prequels and become one of the most beloved and prosperous franchises in film history. Yet that’s exactly what happened with “Star Wars”. The unmatched fandom that followed spurred tons of merchandise, an expanded universe, an animated series, global conventions, and eventually a multi-billion dollar sale of the property to Disney. To say the Star Wars franchise has been successful is an understatement of epic proportions.

And it all started with “Star Wars” in 1977. Also known as “Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope”, the film is said to have found its genesis in the mind of George Lucas around 1971. It would undergo multiple story drafts and an arduous production before making it to the big screen. Many people, including several working on the film, saw it as a sure failure but Lucas pressed on finally gaining studio support which helped quell the complaints aimed at its rising budget and numerous delays. In the end it cost $11 million to make – a drop in the bucket considering this one film alone has brought in $775 million.

But what about the film itself? Is it worthy of the accolades it has received from critics and fanboys alike? Has it aged well and weathered the days of special-effects advancements? Better yet, has it weathered the numerous tinkerings of its creator George Lucas? My answer is a clear and unequivocal “Yes”. Despite the years that have gone by and the shifts in the direction of modern movies, “Star Wars” remains a brilliant bit of filmmaking and a true testament to the magic of cinematic storytelling.

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Everyone knows the story of “Star Wars” right? A young guy named Luke Skywalker (Mark Hammill) lives a dull life with his aunt and uncle but dreams of life in the stars. But things aren’t as rosy up above as he thinks. An evil and oppressive Galactic Empire is waging a war against a small but potent rebellion. The rebels, led by Princess Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher), are finding their victories to be fewer and fewer. Things only get worse for the Rebel Alliance after the Princess is captured by Darth Vader (David Prowse and voiced by James Earl Jones) who is in search of secret plans and schematics taken by the rebels. Luke is drawn into the conflict and along the way encounters an assortment of characters, many who will impact his life forever.

Luke comes to possess the best buddy robots C-3PO (Anthony Daniels) and R2-D2 (Kenny Baker). He encounters Ben Kenobi (Alec Guinness), an old hermit believed to be crazy but who actually introduces Luke to a mystical power known as The Force. He hooks up with an arrogant smuggler named Han Solo (Harrison Ford) and his tall hairy sidekick Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew). There are so many other smaller but equally memorable characters that fill this world that Lucas has created. In many ways it’s the characters that give the film such life.

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But “Star Wars” should also be recognized for its phenomenal achievements in the area of special effects. Lucas created Industrial Light and Magic to make sure the visuals in Star Wars were top notch. At the time they certainly were and even without Lucas’ enhancements in later years, the Star Wars special effects marked exciting strides forward in terms of what filmmakers could create visually. ILM would go on to be one of the single greatest special effects studios as evident by their work in a wide assortment of other films.

“Star Wars” was a rare phenomenon that blossomed into a beloved franchise whose popularity and influence can be seen across the globe regardless of age. It’s a composite of great science fiction, fantastic storytelling, groundbreaking visual effects, and a compelling mythology. It has formed an undeniable legacy that will still be around long after I’m dead and buried. Most people have seen a Star Wars movie. Everyone has heard of it. And it all started with this big gamble that culminated into a box office sensation. Yet for me it’s more than that.

“Star Wars” is indelibly latched to my childhood and has remained with me throughout my adult years. Now I have the joy of sharing it with another generation. My kids love it just as I did and that is a treasure in itself. So whether you love George Lucas or hate him, you can’t deny that he’s given cinema a great gift. In fact he’s given me one of my best motion picture experiences and I never grow tired of revisiting the wonderful world he created.

VERDICT – 5 STARS

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5 Phenomenal Star Wars Villains (Who aren’t Darth Vader)

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Okay, let me get this out of the way. I am a huge Star Wars geek. I grew up as a kid loving the movies. I saw them in the theater. I had the action figures, vehicles, storybooks, blasters, etc. etc. etc. Star Wars played a HUGE role in my childhood and over the years my love for it hasn’t waned. Heck, I even like episode 1 thru 3 although I fully acknowledge their inferiority to the originals. So I’m going to let my inner geek out and start sprinkling in a few Star Wars related Phenomenal 5 lists starting with the super cool villains. Star Wars has a number of great villains so I’m listing five of the coolest. Now obviously Darth Vader would top any list so I’m leaving him out. There are still many great ones in the Star Wars universe so I wouldn’t call this the definitive list. But I think you’ll agree that these five Star Wars villains are nothing short of phenomenal.

#5 – TUSKEN RAIDERS (Sand People)

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I just can’t help it. I’ve always loved the Sand People. These nomadic desert savages live in the wastelands of Tatooine and will attack anyone. Armed with clubs, longshot rifles, and a distinct honking cry, the Tusken Raiders first appear in the original Star Wars when they attack Luke Skywalker. They get a brief but awesome cameo in Episode 1 as they shoot at passing pod racers. But perhaps their biggest contribution was in Episode 2 where by capturing and torturing Anakin’s mother they set the young Jedi into a rage – our first real sense of the darkness inside of him. Sure the Tusken Raiders aren’t big players in the Star Wars universe but I still love them.

#4 – CHANCELLOR PALPATINE (The Emperor)

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Star Wars was known for a lot of things but brilliant acting was usually not what people thought of first. But there were those performances that always stood out to me. One is the work of Ian McDiarmid is the manipulative and conniving Palpatine who gains political power, triggers a war, and forms the galactic empire which he rules as the evil Emperor. But the root of who he is was shrouded in deception. While posing as a politician he hides his true identity as a Sith Lord with evil intentions guiding him. In the first three episodes we watch Palpatine’s rise to power and see how he became the pale, scarred Emperor. But his most memorable moments will always be in “Return of the Jedi”. He’s devious, arrogant, and powerful. He also has to be on any list like this.

#3 – STORMTROOPERS

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I want you to notice that I chose Stormtroopers and not Clone Troopers. Now don’t misunderstand me, I have no problems with the Clone Troopers of Episodes 2 and 3. But they can’t hold a candle to the greatness of the classic Stormtroopers from the original trilogy. At risk of exposing how much of a Star Wars geek I am, I grew up as a kid wishing I had a set of Stormtrooper armor. I thought they were so cool. The bright white color, the full body armor, the super cool helmets. There was never a certain Stormtrooper that stood out or that had a significant role. They were simply soldiers of the Empire but they were ever so distinctive. There were Snowtroopers, Tie-Fighter Pilots, and Biker Scouts and they were all great. But it’s the classic Stormtroopers that still bring a smile to my face to this very day.

#2 – BOBA FETT

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You have no idea how hard it was to put Boba Fett at #2 on this list. I absolutely love this character. Young Boba appears in Episode 2 but it’s in “The Empire Strikes Back” where he really leaves his mark. We first see him along with a group of fellow bounty hunters hired to find Luke Skywalker and his friends. We find out he’s also been hired by Jabba the Hutt to capture Han Solo. He tracks them to Cloud City and eventually takes the carbon frozen Solo away to Tatooine and his bounty. That takes us to “Return of the Jedi” and the showdown in that fabulous opening sequence. Sadly Boba Fett doesn’t last long in the final film but in that short time he is awesome. I’m still not crazy about young Boba and his angle, but grown up Boba will always be super cool to me.

#1 – DARTH MAUL

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It would take someone extremely cool to knock Boba Fett out of the top spot on this list. Darth Maul was extremely cool. Appearing in only one film, Darth Maul was hands down the best thing about Episode 1. We first see the shrouded Sith apprentice in action during a brief failed attempt to capture Princess Padme. But the real showcase comes at the film’s end when Darth Maul throws down with Jedi Master Qui-Gin Jinn and apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi. The fight is spectacular – beautifully choreographed and intense all while John Williams’ brilliant “Duel of Fates” plays in the background. The great movie martial artist Ray Park played Darth Maul which is a key reason the showdown is so incredible. With a menacing look, a double-bladed lightsaber, and a butt-kicking fighting style, Darth Maul stole every scene he was in and in a short time was forever etched in Star Wars history as a truly great villain.

So there they are. What are your thoughts? Are you a Star Wars fan? Agree or disagree with my choices? I’d love to hear who would’ve made your list. Please take time to share your thoughts below.

Your Voices: On Unknown Movies You Wish Others Would See

Your VoicesWe all have those certain movies that we truly adore yet they remain unseen by a larger audience. They’re movies that may have gotten a smaller release. It could be that they were swept under the rug and are forgotten films. Maybe it’s a foreign release that many people don’t know much about it. Today I want to talk about movies that we love that need a bigger audience. This is an opportunity for everyone to give an unknown or underappreciated film some needed spotlight. It’s also an opportunity for readers to find some hidden gems from their fellow moviegoers. First I’ll tell you my pick and then it will be time for Your Voices.

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When asked about a movie that I wish would find a broader audience, for me the answer is an easy one. I absolutely love the 2008 Danish World War 2 picture “Flame and Citron” from writer and director Ole Christian Madsen. The film is loosely based on real events and real characters who fought in the underground resistance during the Nazi’s occupation of Denmark. Flame (Thure Lindhardt) got his nickname from his fiery red hair. Citron (Mads Mikkelsen), which means lemon in Danish, got his from his days sabotaging Nazi vehicles while working at the Citroën car company. The two find themselves deeper into the resistance taking on more prominent yet dangerous roles. They also must weed through Nazi sympathizers, disgraceful turncoats, and an assortment if lies and setups.

Everything about this film shines. The fabulous cinematography, the sharp direction from Madsen, and the two amazing performances from Lindhardt and Mikkelsen. In fact, this is the movie that made Mads Mikkelsen a favorite of mine. “Flame and Citron” is filled with dramatic intensity. Whether it’s sitting in a room with a group of Nazi officers with their cover at stake or one of their narrow escapes after taking out a target. And the internal struggles are almost as dangerous as the German occupation. It’s just a brilliant film that grips you every second. I love this movie and it’s one that I champion any chance I get.

So now it’s time for Your Voices. What is an unknown or underappreciated movie that you wish others would see?

So lets get to it. Now you know my thoughts, I would like to hear yours. I hope you’ll take time to share a movie or movies that you think more folks need to see. Have you seen “Flame and Citron”? If not I hope you will give it a shot. I’m anxious to see some of the flicks you have in mind. So let your voices be heard. Thanks again!